Haley

Oh hi hello! I am on Mastodon now, it's pretty great and I would absolutely love to find you over there, if you have an account. Here's me: @haley_exe" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mstdn.social/@haley_exe

@RakutenKobo Hi! I need an email address where I can request a refund, please. This is the second Kobo Libra 2 device I've owned that has bricked itself after less than three months of extremely light use.

Today was rad

Not just for our dear Duchess, but for me, specifically, if you'd all be so kind.

how do i get a job as a cicada, sleeping for 17 years then waking up to scream sounds like the ultimate goal

I'm nine pages into "The Argonauts" and I am absolutely sure this book is going to destroy me.

@TheAnntagonist Avery Newcastle Lisa Frampton Destiny Williamson Louise Lee Patience Nguyen Aubrey Evans Take! Your! Pick!!!

This is the smallest of small potatoes, but it looks like the ONE venue we've found (out of dozens!) that could accommodate our wedding within our budget is ghosting us. It'll all be fine in the end, of course, but I'm pissed and sad and taking a moment to publicly mope.

Perhaps ideally a short comic? .... crap does this mean I have to try and draw again.

Oh. OH wow. Somebody needs to write me a queer romance in this setting because OBVIOUSLY

@whiskeydynamite I think it's more like that "oh god did I get hit by a train" feeling you wake up with the day after moving houses

@whiskeydynamite I planted a few new plants today and didn't water them because I was also anticipating a respite from this moist hell. Good luck with the root shock, lil buddies! 😬

WE'RE BACK BABES Hello from The Bar where we shared our first kiss. We are indeed obnoxiously besotted, four years to the day after our very first date. I am marrying the best and loveliest and kindest human. We are so astoundingly lucky.

Last night was so, so much joy: beloved friends gathered safely together after more than a year apart. I don't see myself as faithful anymore, but today I can't stop thinking about the Biblical idea of grace, of blessings we do not deserve and are entirely too vast to earn.

Huge heads up on PayPal Twitter Tip Jar. If you send a person a tip using PayPal, when the receiver opens up the receipt from the tip you sent, they get your *address*. Just tested to confirm by tipping @yashar on Twitter w/ PayPal and he did in fact get my address I tipped him.

the amount of tired I am right now is Too Many

@csferreira08 Oh wow. I hope it's not too odd to have someone fairly random pop up to say this, but those are *gorgeous*

okay who's got a quick and dirty technique to help alleviate "oh fuck my shoulders have been hunched around my ears for seven hours"

@maddieanthes @vicnogay I'm quite fond of @BarrenMagazine! Not sure if they'll be a fit for your piece but worth checking out.

Friends. I have a piece of poetry to submit (I know, who am I??). @vicnogay gave me some places to submit. Any journals I should consider?

Many things are Dumb and Bad but then there's this dog, who loves me and sometimes lays her big goofy head on my leg