Haley Gates

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Haley Gates

@haley_gates

nonsense here

Katılım Temmuz 2011

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Haley Gates@haley_gates·15 Ara

I’m just saying I’ve swam in the Ohio river, I drink tap water constantly and I have put my hands on the double L floor. I feel like I’m indestructible

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woo woo woman@witti_indi·10 Şub

My mother is all of us

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latke@latkedelrey·27 Ara

this diva

rosey🌹@thechosenberg

Convicted for being a weedhead tramp in 1944

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uncle ric@ihatethiskid·16 Kas

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

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:3than@itsflanagain·15 Eki

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

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roxy demento@falseroxy·24 Eyl

being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other

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T-Pain@TPAIN·8 Ağu

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

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audrey farnsworth@audipenny·21 Haz

jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak

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baber@bakerbakerbaker·12 Haz

sometimes your wife is “baby” (needs u to pick up something from the store) sometimes your wife is “big dog” (gives u a cig 4 beers deep)

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Lil Wayne WEEZY F@LilTunechi·10 Haz

Time flies but I got more in the chamber 🤙🏾

Mula@youngmoney

16 years ago today @LilTunechi released “Tha Carter III” which debuted at number one selling over 1 million copies in its first week. It was accompanied by hit singles “A Milli”, “Got Money”, “Lollipop”, and “Mrs. Officer”. It earned 2 Grammys and is currently 8x Platinum.

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Haley Gates@haley_gates·9 Haz

This is me and I can’t be stopped

Ron Iver@ronnui_

My friends keep getting mad at me for "trying to make up new slang" which like bro relax there's no need to get all garfed up about this.

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Haley Gates@haley_gates·21 Nis

“I need something with a flat bottom to cover this” “Taylor Swift?”

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Haley Gates@haley_gates·19 Nis

@JoeyHuck @buddhatree

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Algonquin K Farquhar, Esq@buddhatree·18 Nis

I have the paper towel habit of a much richer man.

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niomi@82pondview·14 Mar

(on the verge of having a complete psychotic break) i need to make some kind of a list or perhaps sort things into categories

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Haley Gates@haley_gates·14 Şub

Multiple times a day the neighbor dogs get in their treehouse and look over our fence waiting for the boys to come outside and I just thought about how sad/confused they will be when we move. That’s just not something I can deal with

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Haley Gates@haley_gates·26 Oca

I wanna see this of people getting on the Belpre bridge from the ramp on the wv side

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Haley Gates@haley_gates·19 Ara

Cmon