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What planet is this bro from ? 🧠🐐

@SkyFootball 😂😂😂😂

Cristiano Ronaldo says Juventus will win a first Champions League title since 1996 "within the next two years" 🏆

@TheLowkeyMummy Dem shit on your head

If you see this as evidence, you must be quite daft.

@dampra_babyy @heismric @chii_xy @BgKkys 10 mumu people actually like your reply…

@heismric @chii_xy @BgKkys Fool!!! Did she cheat or not ? Na wetin we no ask you dey tell us Facetune ugochi

This was my last message before I finalised the divorce. Like I said then “We’re done!” You clearly wasn’t having it. Zukwanike. Ps: Defense cleared this to go out.

@ReshadFCB @RogerTorello @JoanPoquiEraso Do you think he’s better than Ferran ?

🚨 CONFIRMED: Joao Pedro is becoming the #1 striker goal for Barcelona this summer, especially for Deco. They’ve spoken with his camp and have received some openness over a move to the Catalan club. @RogerTorello @JoanPoquiEraso #Transfers 🇧🇷🔵🔴☎️

That Apari camera man just dey cry about Messi goal since morning

@Omies_Eni @Phemmy3030 @Simonknight1983 @Mrbankstips “Mumu mls” 🤡

@Phemmy3030 @Simonknight1983 @Mrbankstips For that mumu MLS, Messi will score 200 goals for Inter Miami in no time

910 career goals 💥

@InterMiamiCF @FLBlue Fix your defense

What. A. Win. 💥

@AlbicelesteTalk He’s so fake

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TouchlineX Yeah he’s hitting the number

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Leo Messi has now 910 career goals. 90 GOALS LEFT!

@AlbicelesteTalk 1000 goals, we’ll be there

LEO MESSI, 3 GOALS + 1 ASSIST. WHAT A PERFORMANCE.

@433 Where’s that edit?!!!!!!!!!!!

𝐇𝐀𝐓-𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈 🤯⚽️⚽️⚽️ 𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. 𝙐𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋𝙋𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀.

@XnzyDrewS @TouchlineX .

@TouchlineX MLS is the worst league I have ever seen

5-3 Inter Miami. LEO MESSI HAT-TRICK!!!!!!!!!! LEO MESSI HAT-TRICK!!!!!!!!!! LEO MESSI HAT-TRICK!!!!!!!!!! GOAAAALLLLLL, 4G/A TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE KING OF THE MLS, THE KING OF FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Messi hattrick My goat 🐐🔥

@InterMiamiCF Please don’t concede anymore!!!!

85’ | BERTEEEEE #CINvMIA [3-4]

Messi playing like Messi… 🐐

@Mmaasemy3 Watin una Dey smoke ?

Rashford 🗣️: “Kounde, can Bruno get one trophy?” Kounde 🗣️: “Let me ask Frenkie… he’s been here longer. Yo Frenkie, can Rashy get one for Bruno?” Frenkie 🗣️: “Yeah, but only the small version 😭” Rashford 🗣️: “No problem, Bruno will still frame it”

@InterMiamiCF Aren’t you ashamed of this ass defense

64’ | Goal Cincinnati.

@InterMiamiCF You guys just concede again ffs

GOL! Second one for our captain. 🫡🔥

@TouchlineX He keep saving their ass

2-2 Inter Miami. LEO MESSI BRACE!!!!!!!!!!! LEO MESSI BRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SCORES THE EQUALIZER AGAINST CINCINNATI!!!!!!!!!!!! GOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

@BarcaTimes I guess we’ve fumble the 100 points

50' Szczesny with a CRUCIAL SAVE. 🔥