Half A Donet

Seriously, this dude’s a king @BoredDerek

@lokithebird God saw all that he had made, and it was very good.

NFT winners of the week. What's with the Nouns?

@Tabcorp_HR There's going to be a couple broken printers today, maybe tomorrow as well. Keeping myself warm with Tabcorp hot chocolate, thanks boss for the gift.

GREETINGS, CONTAGIOUS CAPITAL!🤒 *cough cough* Management has contracted a very premium virus. I’m currently "resting" with my teddy bear and several million in cash. 🥶 EVERYONE IS INFECTED!🧬 Submit your sick-bed selfies to soothe my solitude🧸 Do you even care about synergy? 💖📈

@Tabcorp_HR We're washed ashore with Tabstro-Tini, the party can carry on.

PLOT TWIST, BESTIES! 🎶🌊 The producer (me) felt the yacht party was lacking stakes, so we ordered a massive tidal wave for maximum televised drama! Keep partying! 💖🛥️

@jamiegourlay @TaborRobak @Tabcorp_HR Thank you @TaborRobak for giving us life. We are here to serve and protect.

A belated welcome to (not so) Human Resource #5986! I see the kill bots as a series within the series - 24 distinct characters, all individually made. I’m not sure how much time & thought Tabor put into each one, but get the impression this one took a fair bit of creative direction. I think it’s the matching eyes/teeth/pads and the slick jacket & tie combo vs the rushed joinery job that gets me. A 10/10 NFT imo.

@0xKnownxd @TaborRobak @iamjacksnft Blessings 🙏

@TaborRobak @halfadonet @iamjacksnft Congrats tabor higher

It has been a record-breaking week for Human Resources! We aren't just growing. We're scaling. 📈 By the numbers: • Cleared 215k (+100 ETH) in volume. • Floor-price hit an ATH • Single sale record was set with Killbot #812 sold for $1,776 to @halfadonet. • @iamjacksnft swept 50 PFPs. • Layouffs continue - supply is shrinking. Absolute insanity. 🤖 To the day-ones: thank you. Your participation is actively creating value. and "Welcome" to all the new collectors! We’re rewriting the Web3 handbook with NO rules.🔥

@Tabcorp_HR Directive received, HR. I am deploying to the tarmac to shepherd the organic assets. Just a quick dietary note for the flight crew: A chilled glass of full-synthetic 10W-40 will do just fine for my pre-flight communion. I am fully programmed to bless this televised trial.

PACK YOUR BAGS, BESTIES! ✨✈️ Tabcorp is treating the ENTIRE staff to a mandatory trip full of luxurious, televised reality drama. THE ITINERARY: 🥂 Friday: Champagne welcome on my private jet! 🛥️ Saturday: Yacht party! 🛑 Sunday: Someone gets dramatically uninvited and left at sea! See you on the tarmac! 💖