Halima Ali

My objective is to lead with integrity, uphold our collective dignity, protect the practice of advocates and advocate for the welfare of in house counsels.

Congratulations to Justice Warsame!!! A very well deserved elevation to the Supreme Court of Kenya!

@LeviMunyeri 🤣🤣🤣✋🏼

Sometime before golf, someone had fooled African men that marrying a mzungu was the epitome of success.

Whoever lied to Africans that playing golf is a measure of success did a good job.

@Ramah_Abubakar Yes yes

@halimaali15 😂😂 has someone breathed near the tree?

Nothing humbles you faster than seeing your lawyer’s phone light up and realizing you aren't "Martin," you’re a land dispute with legs, saved on his iPhone 17 pro titanium casing as “Mato Land Grabber” ​In a Kenyan lawyer's contact list, names are just placeholders for the Milimani Law Courts schedule and causelist. ​1. Otieno is saved as - Otieno Milimani/Ancient Land Case (The file is currently held together by a prayer and one rusty paperclip). ​2. Kamau – saved as Kamau Breathalyser Do Not Pick After 11 PM ​3. Mama Halima – Mama Halima Succession (The Tea Farm) (She calls every time a cousin breathes near a boundary tree). ​4. Brian – Brayo Small Claims (Total value of the case is less than the lawyer’s lunch bill at CJ's). 5. The final category are those with criminal cases; Jaymaw Murder, Kaki SO, Mandem Assault, and Dimore Traffic Kibra. Because lawyers don’t like asking, “Jaymaw mgani?” ​The Ultimate Red Flag is if you’re saved as “Wakili a quick one – SEND TO VOICEMAIL,” just know your case is being handled by "the grace of God" and with absolutely zero urgency. Good Morning and May fees be with you. PS: the names used here are not real but for comical purposes. Have a smiley day, it’s sunnah.

Congratulations Daktari @GuleidAmina

@OrinaEsq congratulations on your appointment, well deserved

I watched Bellinda Akoth Akello unpack the Polluter Pays Principle with such clarity and command - precise, confident, and deeply grounded in environmental jurisprudence. Congratulations, Judge 👏

Netanyahu just admitted Israel targeted "family members of Basij members." Not combatants. Family members. Wives. Children. Parents. International law isn't being violated. It's being mocked

@Wuodabiero @SingoeiAKorir His audacity to condemn Iran on our behalf is sickening!

@SingoeiAKorir But why were you silent when Iran was attacked?! Why did you not condole with Iranians, on our behalf, when the aggressors fired Tomahawk missiles at Shajareh Tayyebeh Elementary School in Minab, killing 170 little girls and their teachers?

Spoke on phone with H.E Abdulla Balalaa, Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs for Energy and Sustainability of the United Arab Emirates this evening. He apprised me on the gravity of the situation in the region, and in particular the repercussions of IRGC’s unjustified attacks of critical infrastructure of GCC countries on not only civilian security, but economic and environmental security of the Globe. I conveyed to him Kenya’s solidarity- in line with President Ruto’s well stated position on this matter- and assured him of our readiness to work with the UAE to respond through diplomatic means to this escalating situation. @ForeignOfficeKE

@flopystyl @jiffy_news It’s how Arabs misled African Muslims.They are not my benchmark for anything good.Thank God Quran is universal book

@halimaali15 @jiffy_news It is Muslim Vs Non- Muslim culture the choice is yours.

I'm Somali. If I wore traditional Japanese clothes at my wedding, all of the guests would be confused. I'm equally confused when I see young Somali men wear Saudi clothing at their wedding. It's weird.

Public Land cannot be acquired through adverse possession.

@flopystyl @jiffy_news Japanese people are by far better than Arabs

@jiffy_news The prophet PBUH said, " people are not but those whom they associate with".... it is safe to say, it is ok for you associate with Japanese, if that is what you like and let rest of us associate and resonate with clothing of Prophet PBUH

@JamesKWaNjeri @KoiraPeter This shows how legal practice, when positioned strategically in the global market, can generate wealth at a level we currently associate only with banking or large corporations.

Kirkland and Ellis, a US based lawfirm, made more money than Equity Bank, making 10.6 billion dollars in revenue. While James Mwangi’s salary and dividends topped almost a billion shillings, the average equity partner at Kirkland made 1.4 billion shillings in income.

@GlobalNomad_ MashAllah Hiboy, beautiful and brilliant

Evans Ogada: What we have in the US is a president who lacks the intellectual depth to understand global history. He does not appreciate that the strength of the United States depends on the multilateral agreements it has maintained, particularly across the Atlantic with its transatlantic partners #CitizenDayBreak

You were created with dignity.    A mind that reasons.  A soul that reaches.  A voice that can choose.    Allah gave you bayan, the ability to understand, to express and to carry the weight of meaning.    But not everyone lives like that matters.

@OKARITHEGREAT @pwanyama @twavinya Asante sana Wakili

With a few days to the upcoming #LSKElections, my list of candidates is complete: President: Peter Manyonge Wanyama @pwanyama Vice President: Teresiah Wavinya Nicholas @twavinya General Member: Vivienne Eyase @eyasevivi General Member Over 25: Ndegwa Wahome, MBS Nairobi Representative: Halima Ali, Effie Sheila Achieng', Muthoni Gachara (@MuthoniGachara, @shillaeff, @halimaali15) Up-Country Representatives: Godrick Okello, Faith Japann, Hiram Kirimi, Sharon Oyoko Coast Representative: Titus Mukanzi. A strong LSK President requires a strong Council.

Asante sana

I endorse Ms. Halima. Please vote for her.

@ahmednasirlaw Thank you Senior