Hal Johnson

Got two books on 99¢ sale this week! amazon.com/Blvd-Blood-Hal… amazon.com/Immortal-Lycan… (It used to be three but I accidentally set one to be on sale for 7 hours, not seven days—whoops!)

Come on down to Westbrook Outlets! We'll be here till 3!

"She that’s afraid of the grass must never piss in a meadow." •anonymous, The History of Mother Bunch of the Weste (1793). haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/a-garland-of…

haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/the-cracksman This one? Yes.

If anyone is still let out there, let me tell you that I posted a tragicomic short story over on Sub$ta©k that you should check out for a good time.

Tell all your friends! Come say hello!

“The learned say that your lights will one day be no more,” said the firefly to the stars. •Tagore, Stray Birds (1913). haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/a-garland-of…

Fight me! haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/the-best-mov…

#137 on the only legitimate list of the 200 Best Songs of the 1960s! haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/the-200-best… #contours

Happening now! Hagemann Memorial Author Showcase, East Haven Senior Center, 91 Taylor Avenue, East Haven, CT!

I know everyone has strong opinions about this one! Fight me! haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/the-ten-best…

Everyone's talking about #PiersAnthony, right? I'm not too late to the game, right? haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/whats-up-wit…

@jasonshiga Okay, I’m giving up. I’m on The Beyond, and I can get a couple of happy endings (esp. happy for a Shiga comic), but I can’t complete the book. So I ask: How do you get to p. 103? How do you break out of the loop that starts on p. 119? Are you permitted to tell me?

amazon.com/Immortal-Lycan… amazon.com/Sudden-Glory-H…

The complete lack of interaction on this platform makes me hesitant even to bother mentioning that two of my exciting, paranoid novels, Sudden Glory & Immortal Lycanthropes, are only 99¢ on (shudder) Kindle. But…here goes, I guess.

*days

In two day! Tell your friends! Old Stone Church, 251 Main St., East Haven CT

Calling all Nutmeggers (and those who like to drive)! Can you find me (next Saturday) among the teeming throngs of authors at Wethersfield?

AT LONG FRAPPING LAST I have ranked every #pinkwater book. It had to be done.