comfortable george

I text my sister just to tell her I love her

New performative male hack: listening to baseball on AM radio

@bIoodlesss Did you win

たまにゾウを描く。 人気は無いけど、気に入ってる。

@alexamazov To be loved is to be changed

took a photo of my journal today and didn’t realize how much it has changed since i bought it LOL

(this tweet is a joke)

damn i just realized you spend the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again...

@sunk__costs Me too, Frank

Just remembered that I’m nothing and I’ve wasted a quarter of a century and still have no idea what I’m doing or where I’m going but I’m literally just a 25-year-old kid so it’s lowkey fine

Unfortunately you have to believe that this country is worth saving

@sitarahmisu Ooooo that you only meant well? Well of course you did

mm Watcha Sayyyy

Today is World Bear Day.

Summer time

@bIoodlesss Precious

caught slowbro absolutely ZONKED in his house

@sahararelic Standing back and standing by

It would only take like 5-10 to make this app worth checking again. Everyone, follow my lead

We need to increase the number of sahararelic in the world dramatically. I can’t do this all on my own. I’m thinking we place one on every street corner

I'm not mad at gas being more expensive. Just means the quality of the gas is that much higher.

@sahararelic Sorry buddy

Sometimes I see a follower of mine and I get scared

@_____pat______ I will lend you my energy, brother

@halopinball I am exploding them with my mind rn !!!!

coworker asked me to get coffee at 9:30 today … it’s ten still no sign from them ! picked a spot near their home ! they told me they were on the way 40 minutes ago …

@meatbarz I prefer confort

@halopinball comfortable, even

They’re saying it’s her birthday

my life sucks but at least i am not a dude on clairo's comment section