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god, i hope you all know this is satire.

Why Do You Wanna Know? Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Jordan@halterjordan·
Yea I’m on the #stompteam
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bye twitter, i’m a threads girly now
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Tell me you’re a misogynist without telling me you’re a misogynist… #HingeCringe
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zb.@zeeopatra·
if you wanna be happy you literally cannot cannot cannot cannottttttt care what people think… like you have to practice that daily.. and stay grounded in that. long as you not hurting or hindering nobody do what you want & be unapologetic about it… daily.
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Two Geminis, two cancers and an Aquarius walk into a bar…
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Queens of Bravo
Queens of Bravo@queensofbravo·
Explain in pop terms
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work after a 4 day weekend is just 💀💀💀💀
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@coolfacejane for context, I was listening to Good Riddance (Deluxe)
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thank god it’s raining at the beach so hopefully notices me openly weeping
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sorry to anyone who comes in contact with me today, i have the urge to talk about my feelings ad nauseum
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if I die under mysterious circumstances and someone doesn’t make a podcast about it I will haunt the shit out of everyone
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I really want to go lay on the beach right now but I also really don’t want to get murdered
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satchels of gold ✨
satchels of gold ✨@tomshousewasbr·
Remember when jax called Scheana “Divorco”
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Jordan@halterjordan·
I have roughly 17 crushes if that gives any indication to my current mental status
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Queens of Bravo@queensofbravo·
Schwartz & Vampire Slayer Scheana caught in heated conversation at last night’s #PumpRules filming
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It’s too early for some of this shit I’ve seen on here today. The depths of Twitter is a fucking cesspool.
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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets·
This is your daily reminder that ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.
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fat!so?@fatfabfeminist·
if 6 people, who were not elected into their position, have the ability to strip an entire country of their rights maybe that country does not actually have the right to call itself a democracy
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