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Aaron Hamburger 🇺🇦

Aaron Hamburger 🇺🇦

@hamburger_aaron

Author of HOTEL CUBA, NIRVANA IS HERE, FAITH FOR BEGINNERS: A NOVEL, THE VIEW FROM STALIN'S HEAD

Washington, DC Katılım Kasım 2018
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Andrew Bertaina
Andrew Bertaina@andrewbertaina·
Went to the dentist to get my first ever crown put on, and it slipped out of the grip of the dentist and went straight down my throat. I choked it down after a tense minute or two. This was a couple weeks ago. Now they are ghosting me, and I'm stuck with this temporary crown.
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Ilana C. Myer
Ilana C. Myer@IlanaCT·
No one told me about Nancy Mitford. I haven’t laughed so much from a book (The Pursuit of Love) in ages. So far, it reminds me of Ginzburg’s Family Lexicon, in its format and style…and both lead up to WWII.
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Adam O'Fallon Price@AdamOPrice·
A curious trend in student writing is to describe every single physical sensation a character experiences in laborious and extraordinarily tedious detail, and yet barely grant any access whatsoever to the same character's thoughts
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Jonathan Chait
Jonathan Chait@jonathanchait·
Mr Vice President, The Ohio State Buckeyes need you to deliver a pep talk before the Michigan game
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CBB Kings
CBB Kings@CBBKings·
This sequence is what won it for Michigan. Prevented UConn from a layup/dunk on a breakaway and then went down and drained a dagger three.
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Bleacher Report
Bleacher Report@BleacherReport·
MICHIGAN BEATS UCONN TO WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆🔥 FIRST TITLE FOR THE WOLVERINES SINCE 1989  〽️
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Leslie Pietrzyk
Leslie Pietrzyk@lesliepwriter·
"Tribal Council tonight and the President will be voted out."
Dalton Ross@DaltonRoss

#Survivor to be interrupted for President Trump address at 9pm. They are saying 20 minute delay but who knows how long it will actually be

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Gary Shteyngart
Gary Shteyngart@Shteyngart·
My new novel “Gary’s New Novel Was This Result Helpful to You?” is in big trouble.
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Adam O'Fallon Price
Adam O'Fallon Price@AdamOPrice·
It is truly incredible how MFA discourse almost exclusively attracts people who do not know anything about MFAs, including how they fund students—the prevailing idea about MFAs being for rich kids is based on basically one school: Columbia
sebastian castillo@bartlebytaco

also should add that like 90% of the people i know (including myself) who got an MFA did it because they were guaranteed an annual salary + health insurance for 2-3 years, some of those people acquiring health insurance for the first time in their lives

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Alejandro Zúñiga
Alejandro Zúñiga@ByAZuniga·
YAXEL FOR THE WIN
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Oren Kessler
Oren Kessler@OrenKessler·
@hamburger_aaron Thank you, Aaron! Since Washingtonians like to plan ahead, should we schedule happy hour drinks now? 😏
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Lauren D. Woods
Lauren D. Woods@Ladiwoods1·
Real talk. I’ve sold over 350 local DC-area books since launching LitBox last year. It’s been thrilling and difficult. I’m constantly lending myself money to make it to the next month, and barely getting by, between rent, inventory, website, insurance, licensing, and taxes. 1/3
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Jack Cocchiarella
Jack Cocchiarella@JDCocchiarella·
Every Democrat needs to watch this video and sound more like Jon Ossoff
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Christian TeBordo
Christian TeBordo@xtebordo·
you can let this one go when you realize that for many people 100 is simply the biggest number. 99 means almost there. 101 means nothing to them.
Ediacaran@ediacaran538

@PaulSkallas I suspect anyone who says he has read more than 100 books in his lifetime. A good book is read, re-read and still re-read. And you can't do this with more than a 100 books.

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grown man chasing likes
grown man chasing likes@AvnerLandes·
Yes, need I remind you that The Delegation is the perfect Valentine’s Day book. Glad they could see that it’s really a love story.
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