tarrtarr binks

Oatmeal is the glue that holds me together

you missed one

uber driver to campus today assumed i was a prof not a student fuck u anti aging cream

girl doing my nails just told me i look 15 thank u anti aging cream

Mitski was right. Nobody

i fear not enough people are getting their freak on anymore

now why would they schedule a fire alarm testing for 9am on my morning off??? to taunt me?? thank u noise cancelling headphones for drowning it out with play that funky music white boy

went to the lcbo for the first time in like a year and half and they didn’t ID me it’s so over for me

all babies are they/them until proven otherwise

hey the girls and I are gonna pop six squish uh-uh cicero lipschitz later if you’re free

I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

just crossed a black cats path how does that feel bitch

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

Good morning beautiful women of Ottawa Ontario

@eviegir1 hope none fart in there

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

practiced a no guilt/ shame august so now i must have a yes guilt/ shame september bc life is about balance

@eviegir1 our roncesvalles neighbours will invite us

i also won’t be returning to snl next season btw…… sorry to disappoint

pump up the ham :)

good news everyone i have a quebecois doppleganger my rein is expanding