Dan “Hammer” McPeter

Ex’s new bf doesn’t have a #crown on the back and I do #winning

@dabigbisky FJ is for #poor people, invest in #thecrown

Flying the colors this afternoon. Go eags. #fj

Hate this guy + terrible list doesn’t mention Loretta’s #shrink

Butch mcguires is undisputed best Chicago bar

AI generated “Saturday Night”

Doing hot yoga with my ex, I’ve got that Lane Kiffin in me

@ReggieMurf Love this. -Hammer

Playing where’d they go to college with obscure high school classmates instead of nfl players

@TwoSaintsSinner Welcome to touse

See you in August, Walsh Hall

A countdown like no other #augusta

Forget everything that you know about OJ Simpson

What ever happened to Hunter Renfrow…the most naturally talented tight end out of college

(After my card declines) Strange. That account had 1 million dollars in it.

One number away from breaking the #beev

Sean Combs, the guest from Ellen?

One of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

Reflecting on how riggidy riggidy wrecked I was celebrating Sully winning the NVP

Two words: Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must-see TV

Ohio state band can’t even spell their own state.. Hoosiers by a million