funny

8.5K posts

funny banner
funny

funny

@hampurger_man

Certified weezer enjoyer (see banner for selfie)

Jupiter to get more Stupider Katılım Temmuz 2017
1.4K Takip Edilen86 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
grape flavored stuff doesn't even taste like grape it tastes like fuckin purple
English
2
2
12
0
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
Between this and the Sleeping Dogs movie revival, Simu Liu might be back on the menu
Simu Liu@SimuLiu

@bestjkymn @Variety i also took econ 101 lil bro, you don’t have to regurgitate rudimentary textbook stuff to me. kindly read some material on techno-feudalism and how tech breakthroughs overwhelmingly benefit the hyper-wealthy and leave ordinary people in the dust. nobody needs AI extras.

English
0
0
1
60
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@KomondorCapital @aenighost I personally found the gameplay of Alan Wake 1 frustrating to get through but the story was very compelling. You *could* watch a playthrough but it’s really one of those stories where you take away what you put into it, your own intrigue and desire to piece together the story
English
0
0
1
58
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL I’m waiting for your move actually
English
0
0
1
22
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL Used to pray for days like this 🙏 no longer in your bitchless era
English
1
0
1
37
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL How do you feel about Robert Sean Leonard
English
1
0
0
74
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL It’s your turn on 8 ball btw
English
0
0
0
21
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL Omg same (I took a train that was supposed to be 4 hours and then we stopped for an additional 8 hours due to mechanical issues so I left the station at 5:30pm and didn’t get home until 6am and I just woke up)
English
1
0
1
17
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL Apple music my goat also ever since you introduced me to tove lo my life has been changed I hope you know
English
0
0
1
25
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL Do you pray for my downfall. In Salem they would have cast you as a witch
English
0
0
0
18
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
I’ve been on here longer than some of my younger cousins have been alive. What a hellhole. Fuck this place. #MyTwitterAnniversary
funny tweet media
English
1
0
1
46
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL I’M TRYING DAWG I MIGHT KMS
English
0
0
0
17
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL Yeah he’s the one supposed to stand up
English
1
0
0
22
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
@DOUBLEKlLL I don’t like dickriding Apple but the quality felt like listening to some of my favorite songs for the first time again it was crazy
English
0
0
1
26
funny
funny@hampurger_man·
Was watching this on the toilet and when he was leaning back I ripped one and thought he did too and we synced up
Vin@WhoisVindictive

Good Morning!

English
1
0
0
79