Hannah Crosbie

weather just hit 23°C time to go insane

entering a restaurant gap relationship with my parents every time they visit london

oh him? that’s my ex-restaurant gap situationship

breaking up with my boyfriend over the phone and he’s breaking down in tears as he tries to pronounce planque one last time

a beautiful woman named Confirm Reservation keeps texting me

a beautiful woman should never have to scan a QR code to look at a menu

at borough market identifying 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear, 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste

in your 20s, you will be invited to a brewdog for christmas work drinks. it is very important that you say no.

microdosing drag as a dad by dressing up as santa for your kids

bad day to be a woman that likes to ponder everything that was and all that will be

does anyone else think frankenstein (2025) looks like gotye (2011) or is it just me

happy to announce I have resigned from my job to focus on chardonnay and pinot

Avril Lavigne announces debut wine stereogum.com/2323117/avril-…

why’d you have to go and make things so macerated

i’m ageing like a boxed wine

the most unemployed woman you know is on her ig story right now posting photos of martinis with the caption ‘tgif’

almost forgot this was the whole point (three martinis before dinner)

the summer i got way too drunk on every hinge date

i’ll be like “i needed this” and it’s just me eating a whole tin of sardines

people who spend all their money at the wine bar? you mean the pourgeoisie???