Gohlke’s Power Alleys

@RobGuptill1 @WilkowMajority I don't get it!!

@handshake99 @WilkowMajority What year is yours?

"We are now prepared to obliterate more rapidly and completely every productive enterprise the Japanese have above ground in any city. We shall destroy their docks, their factories, and their communications. Let there be no mistake; we shall completely destroy Japan’s power to make war." -President Harry S. Truman 1945

@itsAntWright The point is, nobody should care if Yaxel is 24 yrs old, in his 6th season of college basketball and makes $5M this year. He is a Big Ten legend and will be loved more than Cazzie Russel, Steve Alford or Magic Johnson in conference lore.

Can you guess where each Final Four starter is currently enrolled It’s a tough one

@WilkowMajority You are on vacation during the biggest story of the year!!! Kristi Noem is a rotten wh*re and her husband takes it up the chimney.... we need your opinion on the Dakota Drag Queen Drama....

I love Florida

@KennyKott Kenny "M Effing" Kott!!!! Nobody stays in Hazel Park unless you have a crippling meth addiction.....

I guess I should’ve been more specific, where can I drown my sorrows after this #LGRW production

@WindRiv26461749 @financedystop Negative. She's not a liberal. She definitely went to barre class, anal-bleaching appt and then got blitzed on white wine.

@financedystop This is why I don't do residential work anymore. This bitch left here & probably drove to an anti-ICE protest

When your client says she “hates it”

@KennyKott Roller dogs and a 3' daiquiri

In the Hazel Park/Ferndale area for the weekend. Any food recommendations?

@thesisklord @filmorefox @ChrisMurphyCT That's the most "Pam Bondi" type of post I've ever read!!!

@filmorefox @ChrisMurphyCT And the stock market set record highs 5 months later

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

@WilkowMajority Aniston was hot in '96, '06, '16 and '26.....Noem was always mid until the Mar-A-Lago Makeover.....Now she's tighter than a drum and dumber than a box of hammers....

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has fired DHS SEC Kristi Noem

@1demetr1a @bafooma Yep, crystal clear mountain water flowing downhill for the enjoyment of the inhabitants. I always fill my water jugs with cold, refreshing Flint water.

@bafooma this is literally flint mi at sunset

They are on reddit inventing the worst road trips human minds can physically concoct

@mikehoochisary @JeffMossDSR He put Freddie The Pizza Man’s restaurant on a rocket to the moon. His endorsement was worth 100k in advertising.

There are many reasons for Dave Portnoy to be on anyone’s shit list. Saying that a team with three playoff wins in 68 years and zero Super Bowl appearances ever is a loser franchise ain’t one of them.

@FatYngwie @amuse @bluegeorgia Yep, only the folks from Michigan understand what’s happening. That guy makes so much cash, he moves pallets of $$$ with a forklift.

@amuse @bluegeorgia Matty Mouron made Trump look a like a choir boy

Stephanie Ruhle on the Ontario/Detroit bridge: This bridge will take toll money away from another bridge that connects Michigan and Canada, and that bridge is owned by a big Trump donor who, on Monday, had a meeting with Howard. Lutnick. Immediately following that meeting, poof, we no longer want this new bridge.

@Poeslawisalive @adamcarolla Adam hasn’t been successful since he and Rogan split.

@adamcarolla Because you live on the ocean. How can you be so successful and yet so obtuse.

This single family residence will have 3000 yards of concrete poured before the first 2x4 arrives, that’s 300 full cement trucks

@WilkowMajority If we are being honest, nobody likes Erika Kirk, Andrew Kolvet or Kid Rock. It was simply an opportunity to choose a side. Repubs will waste their time and money just to “own the libs”.

This poll makes sense because people chose to watch the TPUSA halftime show, while most real football got up to get a fresh beer during the official halftime show. msn.com/en-us/sports/n…

@DarkoStateNews Kid writes better than Jeff Moss.

My son is begging me to take him to the UM/MSU hockey game. So far, he’s offered to pay half the cost of parking (which he estimates will cost $2) and presented me this letter of gratitude. Should I cave?

@971theticketxyt Gator always gets ignored by the folks on social media. Nobody ever acknowledges how awful he is. He has been riding the “Stafford” yell for 10 years. Other than that, he hasn’t said anything worth repeating.

What Are The Best Super Bowl Apps?

@BluntRiser @washghost1 Absolute trash! Dude couldn’t even make the D List halftime show. Maybe he can get a slot at the Demolition Derby!

Tom Macdonald’s new song is awesome 😎 🎶 🔥

@WilkowMajority Blumenthal, Warren, Noem, Mills etc…. Every single one of them, on both sides, is a lying disgrace.

Why do democrats lie when the truth is just a click away? freebeacon.com/democrats/wes-…

@ThomasJillette @evornithology Mom always said “don’t let your jelly roll”

@evornithology And jelly roll

Be sure to tune in to the anti-woke TPUSA Super Bowl halftime show! Featuring Kid Rock, Brexton Boonley, Benson Brinley, Jaxston Brenson, Binson Boonler, Baxton Bentley, Dixson Jentley, and Bixton Bentson!