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PHOEBE BRIDGERS SHOW TOMORROW MAY 8 IN NEW MEXICO THIS IS NOT A JOKE

Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.

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What could emerald fennel adapt next that would be the funniest choice? Like make people even more mad?