hannah marshall

a broken-foot specialist who only takes walk-ins

a book about pies called “crust: the process”

my ring keeps falling off. it’s rlly getting out of hand

I want Lin Manuel Miranda to teach at the police academy, so he can present “Lin Manuel Miranda’s Miranda Rights Manual”

some chip clips have me constructing origami on the top of bags

coffee lidia

if you tell me to “tap my card,” just know i’m boutta zamboni it across the entire screen

my sad short ribs could really use an embraise right about now

easter egg hunts are just christian afikomans

i love when i start the dishwasher and the sink clears its throat a little

holding my clementine slice to the light to conduct an ultrasound for potential seeds

low waste works better with environmentalism than jeans

the walk to baggage claim took too long and now i feel like all the good bags will be taken :(

between winterfest and sunday’s 12:45 soulcycle class, i’ve officially reached my limit with matching sets

brockhampton to brockhampfew

hearing dancers refer to choreography as choreo has me thinking that cookie sandwiches should really be called oreography

if you wanna cancel him don’t answer him

pollution is just a factory’s vape trick

ngl that chef boyardee can was kinda clingy

instead of war lets just drop hydroflasks without warning