Hannah Silvers

What happens in Vegas stays on the internet forever. Watch “My Stripper Name is Bubbles Sunset” from the #SEVillage at #DEFCON26 on the official @defcon YouTube playlist👇👇👇

@jane_seidel he almost makes it down and then saYS I CAN DO BETTER

@hannah_silvers THIS IS AMAZING

What is a video that makes u laugh every time you watch, or laugh even without watching, just thinking about it? I can't think about Shawn Mendes replying to "I struggle with anxiety" with "amazing" without laughing out loud

@jane_seidel omg is that what he calls you no ☺️

@spookymothgf okay but actually yes

a cat named james pronounced hummus

@cas_maps It’s the truest truth

No they just assume you're actually girlfriends through all of college

@janedotjpg tyty love the decorative gourd

@cas_maps Toilet Cat and Trash Cat 😂 Born to be cousins!

Reasons my cat has the nickname "Toilet Cat" 1) She likes sitting on the toilet tank 2) I've caught her drinking from the toilet 3) She once fell into the toilet 4) She tries to sit on my lap when I'm on the toilet

@janedotjpg YES leek and salmon pasta with in butter and garlic I cannot DESCRIBE how amazing I am happy to share if u want

@janedotjpg If you want bright pink rice/pasta/potatoes/anything that’s naturally lightly colored and starchy, peel and dice and boil the beets and cook the other food in the liquid! If you don’t like the taste of roasted beets etc this is a fun way to use them so you don’t feel wasteful

@quip Does anyone monitor your help @ getquip . com email address? I’ve been emailing about a problem with my toothbrush for weeks and haven’t gotten a single reply. I’m about to cancel my plan since no one has responded. Can anyone help me out? DMs are open!

@jane_seidel !!!!!! Wow this made my day. I’m gonna tell Grandmother her casserole is famous

@hannah_silvers This morning I made the grits casserole that you taught me how to make in college and it was delicious!

If you're looking to spend less time scrolling on your phone, I recommend slicing the shit out of your Dominant Scrolling Thumb while cooking eggs (or any food, really). You'll have to bandage it up real good, rendering it completely useless for scroll

@jane_seidel Here for you ❤️

@hannah_silvers Hannah I was absolutely waiting for someone to ask this. Thank you for being the one. It was simply an omelette but egg sounded funnier

@rachy_care I literally said this to my direct report today and felt weird saying it as a manager but it needs to be said!

@SultryAsian @KaelaBurns

@KaelaBurns You got a good one there...😍😍😍

HELL YEAH I DID

beautiful things still happen in a world on fire 💍 she said yes

@AimsandShoot I just

Ya girl graduated at 16 AND she can skate with heels? #2cool4school

@hannah_silvers Hey girl!!

Twitterverse, I need your help. I'm looking for a vendor who does small runs of custom t-shirts. Looking for high quality, none of that cardboard paper crap. Would appreciate a signal boost!!

@AletheDenis @RachelTobac @defcon @sevillage @cgsilvers I PROMISE EVERYONE ELSE SMELLS JUST AS BAD AS YOU DO KEEP SCOOTIN AND MAKIN FRIENDS