Hannahhlynette

I love everything about this life of mine. 🩵

@unfuckwttable And to think I almost completely forgot about that. Thx

@hannahhlynette You literally had Batman and that still wasn’t good enough

A good man will literally make your life so much easier. It’s insane.

I hate second skin

Say it with your chest baby

@allykins115 Wish it was my bath water

@hannahhlynette 🛁🛁🛁

Barry was hot before Sabrina’s new music video and you can’t convince me otherwise. I don’t care that he was a weirdo in saltburn. Idc idc idc

Heart break is one thing, my egos another. I beg that you don’t embarrass me mother fucker.

I need to sleep for a week straight.

Divine timing is truly the most real thing.

The salon girls and I are having so much fun together in Florida. It’s been one of the best experiences I’ve had and I’m going to be so sad when it’s time to leave. 😭 I wish we could stay forever like this.

Are you trying to convince us, or yourself?

I wish I could fit 50 more chickens in my back yard. I love my chickens so much.

Plz stop asking me to “ ruin your life” cause y’all mf just end up ruining mine,

In my head I’m still 19 and I cannot process the fact that I am in fact way closer to 30 than I am 19.

Sometimes I ask for signs or answers to be placed in my dreams and then I end up dreaming shit like getting a $789 pedicure done or I’m fucking will Ferrell or god forbid I have one dream without a tornado in it. Never any answers or guidance tho.

Spite fuels my success.

I already have 7 chickens so like why not add a duck or 2?

The world doesn’t owe you fuck all, work harder.

Everytime a man disappoints me I get hotter and that’s how I got here.