deep fried mom brain

@jbfan911 my third cat is the glue that holds our family together

Don’t really want to admit it but sometimes I think I should get a third cat

i was actually always meant to be at home baking and cooking from scratch for my family, the party girl phase was exactly that- a phase. i genuinely love eating foods that make me feel good and taking care of myself and others.

parents defending their actions by claiming that their children turned out “just fine” when they’re actually riddled with chronic tummy issues, anxiety, and depression. that’s actually not very “just fine” Barbara.

idk guys maybe getting all your info from podcasts where people are trying their hardest to come up with scandalous talking points to get you to listen to their podcast isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. maybe some things in life are just supposed to be simple and underwhelming.

my roman empire will be the fact that milkmaid dresses are in style while i’m pregnant and breastfeeding. i would’ve bodied that look fr

hate when you’re laying in bed being anxious about various topics then you forget what you were being anxious about so you get more anxious because what if i needed to be anxious about that thing so it would end up being fine?!

the best part about being pregnant is never being invited to anything ever anymore 🥰

i know in my heart that i didn’t look at the sun with my bare eyeball, but my mind is telling me that i did. and now (because it’s darker than usual) i feel like i’m going blind. so anyways that’s how the eclipse gave me an anxiety attack.

my daughter made the easter bunny cry 😀

when i tell you i cried listening to the journal excerpts from that n1ckelodeon pedo while my daughter napped on my lap, i mean i violently bawled to the point i almost vomited. absolutely gutted that people could think that way and i’m never letting my daughter out of my sight.

my fiancé got punched in the nose at his football game and came home with blood on his face and it didn’t even register to me, my brain was like “oh it’s just raspberries”

she made sure there was no mistaking what she said with that “T”

at least 5 times a day after my child has eaten raspberries i say “oh my god you’re bleedi— oh it’s just raspberries”

i gave in and decided i was going to enjoy christmas music this year and my life is honestly so much better

do all u people with beautiful smiles practice in the mirror or what

@notoriousLBP not pictures of my ass, cute pictures of bb 😂

@notoriousLBP i got it and holy moly just edited just some cute ass pics!!

what’s a good photo editor for beginners? we just got a nikon and have no idea what we’re doing but we got some cute pics that just need a little help

@ChaseFrom808 sounds perfect thank you!

@hannystyles69 Lightroom for sure. It’s cheap, easy to use, and there’s hella tutorials in the program as well as online.

@mrmatthouse perfect thank you!

@hannystyles69 I believe there are some free or one time purchase options available but easy export to Photoshop once you’re ready for that too if you go with Adobe products

@kickeep thank you!!