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@normal_TM Konto no dey sweet dem again

Curated for the guys… (and the girls shopping for them. 😉). 🌚 Whether it’s your bachelor pad, office desk or favourite corner, these little finds bring just the right amount of character. Welcome to The Hot Boy Summer Set. Because cool spaces deserve cool people.

@Oluwanifise13 😅

They could just go to the location of the companies…right?

@TheHaveraze Time to chew resources like never before

@hanxolo The new commissioner when dey cry so na Sapele man oh 😁 Him rat done born cow 🤣

He can't believe it's his time to eat

I've spent the last several months researching, travelling, and studying why countries like Singapore, Netherlands, United Kingdom, Canada and Finland built some of the world's best public education systems. One thing became clear: Nigeria doesn't just have an education problem. We have a school management problem. Today, I'm releasing a white paper that proposes a new way to transform our public schools, keeping them publicly owned while introducing world-class management and accountability. This isn't about politics. It's about giving every Nigerian child the opportunity to attend a world-class public school. I hope this sparks one of the most important conversations our country has had about education. Read it. Criticise it. Improve it. Share it. If we get education right, we change Nigeria. Here is the link drive.google.com/file/d/1UE_WAp…

@soran0312_ 16

Most people will say 6 Only the sharp ones will get the real answer🤣🤣

@PiousGeek Facts 💯

None of us is prepared for the reality of being husband and wife. It’s easier and peaceful to be someone’s lover than be their husband or wife. Love for the most part is convenience and illusions, but “genuine marriage” and “building a family” is a constant work of discovery!

@RotimiOwolabi2 @General_Somto Fool

@General_Somto Sometimes, some certain issues doesn't warrant confrontation. Please, ignore these camouflage guys(soldiers), these guys civilians & most of them needed u guys to feel more of sanity & to do more. Ranting is free, these guys get the blood running in them. Be kind to them.

“I Will Use You As An Example.” ~ Tense Moment Nigerian Comedian Prince Will Confronted a Military Police Officer In Lagos, Accusing Him Of Ass@ulting a Bus Driver. 👀

@shairnn 18

bunu çözersen, matematik bilgin ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

Looking at France lose to Spain and realizing how powerful Cabo Verde was

@HarmlessHQ Lol your mind Go Dey

You'll have N5 million and Twitter investors would be advising you to lock it up in Piggyyvest, mmf on interest of 18% per annum. That'll yield you N900,000 at the end of the year and N75,000 every month. Very rubbish something. How can you be comfortable getting just N75,000 monthly on a N5 million investment. Instead of that, Go to any busy market within your town. Secure a shop. Go straight to Dangote cement and order for a trailer load. As at today, the factory price is N11,700. And there's 300 bags in a trailer load. That's a total of N3,525,000. And they will deliver it cost-free to anywhere you are in Nigeria. When the cement arrives, you can sell at N12,750 and within a month you can finish one trailer load and make N3,825,000. That'll give you a profit of N300,000 in just that month. And the interesting thing is that you may not even need to be there. Get a salesgirl and only come around to take stock records. Within a year, you have N3.6 million Naira profit and a huge portion of your N5 million capital is still untouched. Everything no be Piggyyvest and MMF. That's for lazy investors.

@PiousGeek 👀 make I enter DM

To whom it may concern, I’m taken . So please stop making advances to me in my DM(about 50 DMs). I love my wife and I respect her very much, there is no room for any other person. Thanks for understanding and I pray you find your soulmate too.

@thecableng Why is he asking me ??

"As a nation, do we have a database? Because, for security forces to work, for the police to work, we need to have a database. If you go abroad and you commit an offence, it's easier for you to be identified. They get your face, fingerprints, signature, or your picture because they know everything about you. Do we have that? What is delaying us from putting that in place?" — Christopher Musa, minister of defence

@JackPerksPhoto I can’t be the only one hearing this sound

By far this is the most viral clip I've filmed in my career ending up on various tv shows, a gif on whatsapp (type in fish) and multiple memes though 99% of people aren't aware it was me who filmed this over 10 years ago now! I'm slightly worried this clip will be my legacy!

@ose_anenih Damn , nothing upstairs even with the phd 🤣

“You are complaining about rising food prices. When the price of food goes up, who makes the money? Farmers make the money; traders make the money; importers make the money. They are Nigerians. People complain about high rental prices. Who is making the money? Nigerian landlords! They are making money right now as we speak. So call it a 50-50. Things are not as bad as you claim.” - Dr. Tope Fasua, (PhD), Special Adviser to the President on Economic Matters). 😂😂😂

@_iamhabeeb Hey yo seeing this before flying is wild, don’t wanna loose my luggage 😩

I still don’t understand how airports trust people to not take any bag that they want

@OgbeniDipo Even this thing nor gas light reach you

You IPOB and Obidient lunatics and your accomplices hide behind the keyboard to repeatedly spread hatred and division then cry about the same things. For the record, I have never criticised the work of anyone doing good stuff in the education sector, not Tunde, Alex, Fola Aina, Tunde Tash or anyone else for that matter; even when the hatred that you lot promote towards me has caused endless abuses, all because I don’t support Messiah Obi. I have delivered #MSMEMasterclassWithDipo and #CareerMasterclassWithDipo across Lagos, Oyo, Ogun, Osun, Ekiti, Ondo, Enugu, Abuja and have been invited by the Nasarawa State Government to contribute to their MSME development. I have helped hundreds of people get into TECH and Management Consulting via @HighImpact01. Helped many transition into good jobs and helped others get scholarships abroad. PS: This was my comment yesterday. I know speaking on a Yoruba space or supporting a Yoruba President are unforgivable sins. But I don’t give a toss about you and your fellow thugs. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu will be reelected by Nigerians in 2027!

@iOccupyNigeria @thecableng @cenbank @_PFIPC Dem dey collect am as cash 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thecableng @cenbank @_PFIPC So money wey dem allocate from budget and wey dem use to pay salaries, allowances and other costs dey enter which account? The way these people dey like you go think say Nigeria no get educated people.

Accountant-general: PFIPC has no CBN account, received no funds The office of the accountant-general of the federation (OAGF) says the presidential foreign intervention promotion council (PFIPC) has no operational account with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). thecable.ng/accountant-gen…

@femiogunleye9 Are you aware that the competition Nigeria was delisted from is a different competition from this?

Why Alex Oniya should tender an apology to the government for dragging them into what was a private venture. He privately sponsored his kinsmen for a competition abroad without the knowledge or involvement of the government. He did that in an attempt to support his people, but nationalizing a private venture to the extent of putting the blame on the government and Nigerians is uncalled for. There was never a time Tunde Onakoya drag the government for his private initiative to help Nigerian in the slum through chess game, he did it all alone without pointing fingers. He took five Nigerian children from the slums to Georgia and New York where they won several medals including a Gold medal at the United Nations games chess championships. Oniya must tender apology for his disrespectful approach.