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Affront to god

@notcapnamerica @SethGreen Is this a clickhole quote

.@SethGreen on Bill Murray: “He picked me up by my ankles at age 9. Held me upside down. Dangled me over a trash can & said: ‘The trash goes in the trash can.’ And I was screaming, and I swung my arms, flailed wildly, full contact with his balls. He dropped me in the trash can.”

How do you do a cry for help

Only serial killers have this wallpaper

Capitalism doesn’t drive innovation. Wives who hate ribs drive innovation. #capitalism

Ideal male body

Mason Ramsey is the next generations Jonny Cash

WatchMojo is not a “YouTube channel” made by “people”. It is a “direct product” of the “collective unconscience”

@hapfriar dude I think we are the same person

@GitRDoneLarry should play Henry the VIII in a very serious biopic.

I can’t believe this is happening

Spy kidz is high art and we are all too dumb to understand it

Angela thought that Jerry Stiller was Willem Dafoe

I will be live tweeting Angela watching Zoolander for the first time and recording everything she predicts will happen in the movie

Angela‘s second theory is that Will Ferrell is a time traveler Who was sent from the future to keep Derek Zoolander humble

First prediction is that the movie was actually we bought a zoo starring Matt Damon

Loved him in sirens and undone. Truly funny stuff. He should be cast more. Unless he’s racist or something

@kevinbigley I think Kevin bigly is a really funny actor and I hope he has never said anything racist

I recently found out that most animal documentaries fake the sounds. It has ruined watching animal documentaries because I’m always trying to find out what the sound really is. 99percentinvisible.org/episode/sounds… Great article about it if you want to ruin your life like I did.

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