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i think about this comic so much should i pin this tweet

Jane Lynch shares her detest for a Chill Friday Night. “No way, I need Ketamine.”

Happy pride, being queer is literally the gift that keeps on giving like everyone dope asf in this bitch, if ur straight it is a punishment from god

berlin is all about people on drugs trying to avoid people on other, scarier drugs

need to watch the substance in bed with a man

john reed in prenzlauerberg was full of lesbians but john reed in kreuzberg is full of turkish twunks im getting eaten up

trying to get through severance and i’m 5 hours into something that should have been 45 min… like do these people realize there are life changing movies that are 2 hours long? why is there 4 min of meaningful shots in a 50 min episode

i wasn’t built for the age of streaming because unfortunately i do like it when things happen in the series i watch

you should be allowed in live in nyc if you haven’t read american psycho

If my plane crashed and I lived I wouldn’t be surprised, that’s just how life is for me usually

girl walked up to me after the final exam and announced she cheated off my paper so she hopes I know my shit

I rolled off the couch, walked naked into the kitchen, applied two shimmery gold under eye gel pads and then whispered “chudai” into the refrigerator

i really need to study but i can’t stop staring into my glowing brick that contains all the knowledge on earth

high as fuck on amphetamines at the library posting pages from Jung’s Red Book on my main instagram account

so many of my parasocial situationships are revealing themselves to be in committed loving relationships… i’m gonna hurl

NYC is full of turbo normies with no vibes who have conned each other into believing they’re genuine eccentrics. Washington DC is full of complete psychos with unresolvable neurotic damage who constantly inflict psychic violence on one another yet believe theyre completely normal

fagcents are hot

love taking out my contacts with the same hands that pressed the ubahn button less than an hour before

praying for those who don‘t get eusexua

Me at 20 vs me @ almost 30 is crazy. You do in fact just get sexier and sexier and sexier and sexier and sexier and