Hard Drive

Despite an already Herculean effort by our editor @thatCoffman , we need a little more time to get the show ready for you. The Hard Drive Game Awards will now premier 12/18 at 7PM EST on twitch.tv/harddrivemag

We Rank the Five Best PS5 Games That Don’t Use the L2 Button Because Ours Is Broken hard-drive.net/we-rank-the-fi…

SCS Software Reveals “American Truck Simulator 2” Will Come With 5 Grams of Methamphetamine hard-drive.net/scs-software-r…

Ugh, Sorry: We Interviewed Orson Scott Card Without Researching Him First hard-drive.net/ugh-sorry-we-i…

Shigeru Miyamoto Determines Society Finally Ready for Wet Bones hard-drive.net/shigeru-miyamo…

House Republicans Demand Trans Gamers Be Stripped of All Medals Won in Nagano Winter Olympics ‘98 for N64 hard-drive.net/house-republic…

Activision Taps Unknown 12-Year-Old Racist To Direct Upcoming Call of Duty Movie hard-drive.net/activision-tap…

Mario Admits He Just Wears the Tanooki Suit for Sexual Gratification hard-drive.net/mario-admits-h…

Our Top Five Dragon Ball Z Episodes That All Happen To Be From the Cell Games, Even Though We Swear to God We’ve Seen the Whole Series hard-drive.net/our-top-five-d…

EA Sports Confirms Aaron Rodgers Is an Insufferable Dipshit in the Madden Universe, Too hard-drive.net/ea-sports-conf…

Aperture Science Reveals It’s Safe To Fuck Through the Holes Made With Your Portal Gun if You’re Into That hard-drive.net/aperture-scien…

5 Animes That Are Technically Hentai Because I’ve Jacked off to Them hard-drive.net/5-animes-that-…

Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self hard-drive.net/mario-sent-exi…

The Ten Best BOTW Shrines Ranked by How Often Link Is Going There To Masturbate hard-drive.net/the-ten-best-b…

Why I Decided Not To Give My Children the T-Virus Vaccine hard-drive.net/why-i-decided-…

J.K. Rowling Confirms Dumbledore Was Just Going Through a Phase, Actually hard-drive.net/j-k-rowling-co…

Testimony From Scooby Doo Deemed Inadmissible in Court hard-drive.net/testimony-from…

“Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games hard-drive.net/politics-are-r…

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It hard-drive.net/shitty-waterfa…

The First Person Shooter’s Guide To Opening Doors by Kind of Running Into Them hard-drive.net/the-first-pers…

White House Border Czar Tom Homan AKA “The People Eater” has arrived in Minneapolis after Greg Bovino was dismissed, packed into a small dog crate, and flown to an undisclosed location.