Ryan 🌻

Owe

America sucks cock. Everyone I know hates their job and life.

@TheFitnessJurk It’s niche; on eggs it’s the absolute nuts

Tabasco being considered an elite hot sauce is some sort of PSYOP because no fucking way.

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Moby?

The replies 😂😂

@SATX_Poker @ChadAHolloway @PokerNews Brutal

@hardiman_ryan @ChadAHolloway @PokerNews Over 200 just in round rock

Sad update regarding The Lodge in Texas, as they announced they "will need to shut its doors for the foreseeable future." Their entire staff was informed they were being laid off. Still no charges filed by authorities. More on @PokerNews ⬇️ pokernews.com/news/2026/03/l…

@atrupar There’s a tweet for everything

Trump says he wants to give Kamala Harris an IQ test

@reallouiehuey D)

Donald Trump is either retarded, comprimised or a liar.

@ToddWitteles Gg

I have been given the following UPDATE regarding The Lodge: - No charges have been filed, but the Williamson County DA’s office insists Lodge operated illegally. Lodge denies this. - Lodge attorneys have stated it would be unwise for the club to reopen until this matter is resolved, especially because another seizure could otherwise occur. - Closure is likely to be for months, at minimum. - As a result, they have permanently laid off all staff. Good luck to The Lodge and its owners in this battle against government overreach.

ICE shooting me in the head because my toothpaste is 3.5oz

@MikeMcDonald89 @JoyceanNoia Fight Club one of the rare exceptions where the movie is better than the book.

@JoyceanNoia Have about 10 I really like. If I had to pick 1 maybe American Beauty. Fight club, dune 2, pulp fiction, joker, knives out, American history x, whiplash, the usual suspects, memento, old boy, the matrix, trainspotting some others

I never really realized this- but there's hardly any super highly rated PG movies. At a glance it looks like Project Hail Mary is top ~5 highest rated PG movies of all time according to IMDB?

@Wm_Galloway @CircaMaestro

Had dinner at a local establishment last night and was informed that someone on staff was the designated “tv remote guy” to switch between games. No bartending, no waiting tables. Just ball. 10/10 job. 100% tip

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

April fools day is cancelled this year because every day is a fucking joke

so you’re telling me 5 min before trump announced a ceasefire, someone in his inner circle loaded up on a perfectly-timed trade (long stocks, short oil), walked away with billions, and then we the plebs are told $8 gas is just “the price of freedom” so just get less starbucks ???

@Yung14861075176 @CoachDuggs Damn

@hardiman_ryan @CoachDuggs Not anymore

Yes, Chipotle queso is expensive. But it’s also very bad.

(That corgi story is the last pure thing left in the world and Im almost scared to believe it. If its AI I will start the war against the machines tonight.)

@baileykinspoker @MikeMcDonald89

@hardiman_ryan @MikeMcDonald89 Nvg whilst sitting on the toilet

His books and forum were among the biggest influences on me and so many others getting into poker. In terms of transitioning poker from a game for crooks/gamblers, into rivaling chess/go for highest skill ceiling game out there- I'd say no one played a larger role than Sklansky

@PlayoffKings Our guy @Mook_Franchize

“The Spurs have Wembanyama, Denver has Jokic, and the Kings have me” — Maxime Raynaud 🔥