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@gemma_thomas7 @farleyclaus Exactly that.

@Inspmarkevans So well deserved Mark well done!

@KristianeSherry Yep read that as Pat Butcher too.

Pax Butchart is the dreamiest blend of mega smart and boundlessly adorable #universitychallenge

@MangoBikes Hi, this is my 3rd tweet to you now. Asking again, can you update me when my bike will be delivered that I ordered mid May? 35165, With thanks.

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@MangoBikes So @MangoBikes are you going to tell me where my order from May is? 35165.

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@KevinMiller1976 @MangoBikes Bought mine through cycle 2 work scheme. Not sure how easy it is to cancel then claim back as paid through my salary. One things for sure I don’t care how good the bike is when it arrives I’m not recommending @MangoBikes to anyone!

@Haribo_Em @MangoBikes I gave up on my order (Also May). Managed to get a full refund. I direct messaged on Twitter mentioning Small Claims, bank disputes and trading standards for non delivery of products.

@PellsPool Thanks for the heads up managed to bag tickets for family swim today!

When does the jogging end... surely they must be getting close to declaring a winner

So true!!!!

@TrevorBeattie @sdnpa Thank you much appreciated.

@Haribo_Em There is a cycling and walking strategy on the @sdnpa website and the best summary of our plans is the map at this link: southdowns.gov.uk/wp-content/upl…

This afternoon @grantshapps announced £2bn for walking and cycling, with £250m immediately- the @sdnpa South Downs National Park has cycle routes designed and ready to go that will promote health and take traffic off our roads. Give us the cash Grant and we’ll start at once!

@TrevorBeattie Is there a link to a webpage with list so it can be viewed? With thanks.

@DrDasB @grantshapps @sdnpa It’s one of the routes on the list!

@katywayne huevos rancheros! Super quick, easy & yummy!

In a break from my usual scintillating content, I need ideas for lockdown lunches for a family of 4. Breakfast & dinner are relatively straightforward but lunchtimes are tricky. Help, please! As you were.

Any woman who needs to travel to find refuge from domestic violence can do so for free on any uk train as of yesterday. The cost of the ticket will be covered by the relevant rail operator. Email railtorefuge@womensaid.org.uk. Feel free to spread the word.

How to pretend you’re clothes shopping: 1. Take all your clothes from the wardrobe 2. Stand in a small, hot cupboard 3. Put clothes on and take them off again as quickly as possible 4. Exit cupboard, apologise, say “they’re a funny shape”, run away

It's #WorldImmunizationWeek! Vaccine-preventable diseases include: Cervical cancer Cholera Diphtheria Ebola Hep B Influenza Japanese encephalitis Measles Meningitis Mumps Pertussis Pneumonia Polio Rabies Rotavirus Rubella Tetanus Typhoid Varicella Yellow Fever Yes, #VaccinesWork!

Joe Cole lives halfway to the toilets in Weatherspoons

When they said try working from home I didn’t realise they’d expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsTheme 🥁 #workingfromhome

They should be solving crimes not out partying.

@weroamblog @farleyclaus @MarkCavendish The episode where their new cruiser/bus sinks. No one gets annoyed at Daring Danny Twatface for sinking it. It’s probably worth at least 500,000. They don’t bat an eyelid!

Any one else think Paw Patrol could run things a bit more efficiently & cut a lot of costs? Would be fuming if I was a tax payer in that town.