Haroon

Kevin O’Leary says your closet is full of crap and you should start buying quality "My mother taught me don't buy crap. She used to only buy one Chanel jacket a year, but a really good one" "When she died, there was a cat fight for her clothing amongst the women in my family because they were now vintage Chanels" "Most people if you go look in your closet it's full of crap you don't need. Don't buy the crap, buy the good stuff and just buy less of it"

I only drink water and alcohol.

A man's only female friend should be his wife. A woman's only male friend should be her husband. This is not a controversial take , it's common sense.

THIS DRESS?! DUA LIPA OMG

dad knows women…

A fashion house that I personally feel has no identity is “Louis Vuitton”. The cohesion is just not there. What is the story being told?

Me trying to understand the abbreviations I confidently wrote in my notes weeks ago.

“Let’s go for a matcha” My honest reaction:

me any time someone asks to take a picture

yo saliendo del ecoe después de preguntarle a una señora con un corte si en su familia había antecedentes de cortes

today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time I fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said "what season is it?? fall?" I pray that he's dead every single day

they were supposed to be endgame...

Giggle

alone. it’s more enjoyable to me that way as i can fully immerse myself in the cinematic experience without having to worry wether the other person is having a good time etc. also i don’t really like to be distracted when i watch films, it’s kinda of my quality time with myself.

europeans after enabling their out of office auto reply until september

I've got a scary math joke but i'm 2² to say it

Because kindergarten graduation is the cutest ceremony you will ever go to.

The perfect balance in a relationship is a napper and a yapper

beats seeing content you've never seen before IN the exam