👑Lord Shesshomaru⚔️

@talkSPORT Shut up bitch

👏 "They've got one of the most sought-after managers... it's a big statement!" 🤔 "This is no appointing Ancelotti, this is a manager who's had one phenomenal season!" Simon Jordan assesses #CFC hiring Xabi Alonso and giving the title of "manager" 🔵

@official_swazzy I come dey fear o

@harrisonkehinde E reach to ask o!! 🤣🤣

took me 15 mins to find this damn band aid 😭😭

@Anayacs71 Pussy

I parked near a Chinese restaurant while at the gym, and when I came back, I found this symbol on my car. Any idea what it means?

@realyobarnub Madam go home you're drunk

A lady was brought to the UK by her husband. They had a little argument, which led to her asking for a divorce. She got it, forgetting she hadn’t gotten her citizenship yet. She tried to reconcile with her husband so she would not be sent back to her country, but he declined.😂

@DefenseNigeria Getting training for the only people who have 0% battlefield experience in that field.

Nigerian soldiers undergoing FPV drone battlefield training.

@InternetH0F 67 is banned in Russia. That tells you a lot about the western Catholicism vs Russian Orthodox

Pope Leo XIV has unfortunately just performed the Vatican's first 67

@imohumoren If only they let Brother Maresca get involved with transfers. But we're Chelsea we always bounce back. Its in the DNA it's a Chelsea thing

@harrisonkehinde We won't be as bad

Thank you, Jesus

@nyleveakpan World war z

Lisa invents bully repellent

@sftbl187 Arsenal supports Israel

@iEvoAK @TheBoysOOCC Bitch ass😂😂

@TheBoysOOCC From snakes on the plane to shark in the water who would of guessed 😂

Eric Kripke revealed how they landed Samuel L. Jackson in #TheBoys “We just reached out to his reps. We just said, "Hey, would Sam be interested in doing this?..." If I remember correctly, the rep's response was, "We'll ask him, but probably not." And then, they came back and said, "He'll do it. He's a fan of the show, and he's happy to do it." (Via:@Collider)

@FightFanatic_ See who dave say e go beat for streetfight 😂

Dude was a world-renowned kickboxer and no joke at all. Francis is just a different kind of beast he takes everyone out. 😭 #RouseyCarano #MMA

@brockpierson I remember it as NERO

Anyone else remember the software Alcohol 120%

@PlayStalgiaX They did. Its called red dead

Gun was such a fun game man I wish they'd make another one

@ChelseaFCW @samkerr1 They didn't just destroy the men's club they're doing the same to to women's club too. 😭 Roman !!! We miss you😭

After six-and-a-half memorable years, Sam Kerr will leave Chelsea when her contract expires this summer. Thank you for everything you've done for this club, @SamKerr1. 💙

@MHasyimy Bitlocker fucked me this year

@hintrovertt This one go trust Chinese man wey name na Jerry. Sorry bro labalaba don fly

Which twitter influencer fit help me find this vendor for china 🙏😞

@RisingStarXI 16😏

🇦🇴💥 𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗟𝗔 (𝟭𝟲) in the first round of the U17 AFCON against Mali: ✅ MOTM ✅ CLEAN SHEET