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Harry Featherston
@harryedwardf
Writer of things sometimes | Words in @mailonline @NationalWorld @yorkshirepost etc | Joelinton enthusiast and music lover
Bedford, England Katılım Kasım 2022
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Average UK pre-cinema ad roll now is like:
- Hey, wanna join the navy?
- Hey, wanna join the army?
- Oh, you're too good for the navy? Good luck leaving your shithole hometown.
- Hey, please be a teacher?
- Hey, wanna foster a kid?
re: emma@evemmore
I have been in the cinema for thirty seconds and have been shown two Royal Navy ads already
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As someone who used to work in customer service I assure you those 3 signs won’t be enough
Hoops@Hoopss
I think it’s card only.
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The problem with biopics like this is that a part of your brain will always be judging how good the likeness/voice is instead of experiencing the actual story. They ought to find a way to depict pop stars a little less conventionally, perhaps as a CGI monkey?
Abbey@BurnishedAbbey
Ain’t no way
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Always and forever
Criminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson
What’s your favourite joke in The Simpsons? mine:
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fewer league g/a than jacob murphy but ok
Football Tweet ⚽@Footballtweet
🚨 According to the bookmakers, Lamine Yamal is now the FAVOURITE to win the Ballon d'Or. 🌕 Imagine if he actually won it at 17-years old. 🤯🤯
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mad how #nufc don't win the Carabao Cup 2025 without Ciaran Clark getting sent off against Norwich in 2021
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Been hours and I've still not seen a Dan Burn Titanic edit smh
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A lot of “Can you Tweet something like….” messages appear to be going round European politicians and U.S. cabinet politicians
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