Harshavardhan Musanalli

Alpaca :: When does this Coronavirus mess going to end? Me :: I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ (Ich weiße es nicht) #Covid_19 #coronavirus #alpaca #germany

OMG 😳 HOW?

The mother monkey charged a crocodile with nothing but a stick… to save her baby. Nature can be more brutal — and more emotional — than any movie. 🥺

I saw this in Türkiye in 2001. I was shocked.

I can't stop laughing😂😂

@NanangAeolus A solution looking for a problem statement.

Just found out now huh

@gaborhalasz1 In Bengaluru?

Süddeutschland - Südindisch.

@Fireddy2312 @AyushXperience_ @Sarthak4Alpha Trains are not but the inventory is one table. RAC, Bertha quotes, women's reservation, priority for long distance travellers complicate the whole booking. It's not per se flight reservation or buying something on eCom website, very complex. It's easier to criticize than solve.

@AyushXperience_ @Sarthak4Alpha Assuming all trains is single database table is in itself the design flaw

Interviewer: IRCTC crashes every day at 10 AM. Amazon survives Big Billion Day traffic without crashing. What’s the difference in their system design?

@dhaval589 @Sarthak4Alpha This is the only right answer. With limited inventory & ever growing demand, it's hard to provide a stable service. Even retail websites go down when many customers compete for a single product that's on sale, inventory table locks leading to deadlocks & so on.,

IRCTC faces the hardest traffic pattern possible: Millions of people hitting ONE tiny inventory pool at the exact same second. Amazon traffic is massive, but distributed across products, carts, regions & warehouses. IRCTC is basically running digital Hunger Games every morning at 10 AM 😭

@KartikGadaATOM @pmddomingos So you want governments to install ACs for European pensioners?

70,000 Europeans die of heat-related causes a year, vs. 2,000 Americans. Maybe try air conditioning instead of decarbonizing?

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

Der Ali ist klasse 👍🏻😃 Der darf bleiben! Ein syrischer Bayer oder ein bayrischer Syrer? Egal, er hat sich nicht nur integriert, er hat die Kultur und Sprache förmlich aufgesaugt!

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

Canada's Carney: A lot of countries rushed into deals with the US -- they weren't really worth the paper they were written on

@damirca @euacchq They aren't going to law school to become lawyers but to become politicians. Scholz, Merz, Söder & many CxU politicians (including young ones) studied law. 27%, 21%, 17% MPs studied law, economics & Political science respectively, no reason people hate lawyers & Notar.

@euacchq Try to bring any law against notary in Germany. The lobby is so strong.

He forgot to mention the real thing: notaries. Mandatory notarization for everything in company law must go, that’s the no brainer for Europe.

@clashreport Lawyers just only think about adding laws irrespective of outcomes & public opinion. Merz, Scholz, Söder are all lawyers. Also, local municipalities in Germany have an absurd amount of power to block any (inter)national projects for decades. They study law to become politicians.

Former German Chancellor Scholz: We were an engineers’ country. Now we’re a lawyers’ country. Other countries… build a national railway system in 20 years. We cannot build a commuter line in 20 years.

Sometimes blessings pass through your enemy.” 🏃 nkigendera

A group of pigs is called

@TheRooster808 @SpeakSamuel Hey bot, I am not living in your pedo president land. If you apply your own thinking to practice, you should leave the country as the USA belongs to native Americans. So, when are you leaving?

We don't care about his problems or venting. He was never needed here, as none of you are. Indians are nothing but scamming, low IQ parasites. We have far more qualified actual people that do all of the above without a street shitter chain migrating their entire petri dish hoard.

This H-1B worker has lived in the US for nearly 20 years and built a family here. His mom was dying in India. To visit her, he would need to wait months to book a consular appointment--with the soonest one available likely being scheduled one year out. He made the difficult choice of not visiting his dying mom because leaving without an appointment would mean separation from his children, job, and his other obligations. Much of the commentary around immigration focuses on how such bureaucratic burdens undermine immigrants’ ability to contribute and innovate. But we must remember that this red tape also prevents these people from being fully engaged with their own lives and meaningfully present in the lives of others. This matters too, and these seemingly non-economic problems will eventually translate into economic costs. If America is no longer a place where people feel empowered to be the best versions of themselves as they celebrate, struggle, and grieve, it ceases not just being the land of opportunity, but also the land of dignity and purpose. linkedin.com/posts/gautam-d…

@TheRooster808 @SpeakSamuel As awful as I may sound, it's his choice to stay for more than 20 years despite knowing the hostility of the USA towards immigrants. Him paying taxes, obeying laws isn't an exemplary achievement as many Indians abroad follow. He is just venting his anger because he was affected.

@SpeakSamuel Had he stayed where he belonged, this would be a non-issue. 20 years isn't temporary and he chose to continue being a parasite over a good son. Shame on him.

He built a secret snake house….. then this happened 😳🐍