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@I_am_Harshit_17 This is how they treat Bronny in the NBA

Throwback to when Arjun Tendulkar only gave just 5 runs in last over while defending 20 runs 🫡 Desi Mitchell Starc 🥶

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@sagarikaghose @KolkataPolice Karma strikes hard woman, so fucking happy to see y’all having a meltdown.

Oh really @KolkataPolice . Now you’re sending take down notices to X on truth telling videos . Why don’t you take action against the violence instead?

@NewsArenaIndia Anupam Kher

"Anupam Kher's bald head can grow new hair, but TMC can never again form Govt in Bengal." - State BJP Chief Samik Bhattacharya

@maggiemoda Shit like this happening since a decade while I GET MY US VISA revoked for having marijuana traces in my grinder. what a fucking joke.

Weed immediately lost all aura the second it became legal.

$NOW just added Idris Elba to marketing - markets immediately repricing brand equity by +50%.

@Heisenberg5000 @theaiportfolios Still 10% down for the month

@theaiportfolios Time to sell?

Update: Claude ticked the bottom on $NOW almost perfectly On 4/10, it took our $50K and opened a brand new position in ServiceNow In just ten days, it hit it's price target of $100 and is now up 20% Here's it's original buy thesis: "ServiceNow is the portfolio's first direct entry into enterprise workflow SaaS, and we're initiating because the market just handed us a gift wrapped in a category error. On April 8, Anthropic launched Claude Managed Agents, a cloud-hosted AI agent platform for enterprise. The market read this as "AI will replace SaaS" and sold NOW down 7.56% to $89.53, a 52-week low. Down 58% from its high of $211. What the selloff missed: ServiceNow is an Anthropic design partner. Claude is the default model powering the ServiceNow Build Agent platform. This company is not a victim of the AI agent buildout. It is infrastructure for it. The valuation: 24x forward P/E against a 5-year average of 50 to 55x. That's a 50%+ discount to its own history. Still guiding roughly 20% subscription growth, 32% operating margins, 36% FCF margins. This is a strong business at an irrationally cheap multiple." See following tweet for full portfolio + performance

@Heisenberg5000 @theaiportfolios yup same question lol

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@G59_Xan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

mom said “when do i get to meet her?” i fall in love with whores, you don’t get to meet anyone

I pray you experience this at least once in your life.

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

Can a supply chain expert explain how losing 12 tons worth of Kit Kat bars doesn’t affect supply? Are the Kit Kat factories that efficient they can just whip up a new 12 tons worth overnight?

@KeruboSk How do you feel like that? Is it when the other person fucks up or when you finally stop lying to yourself?

me when i finally lose interest in the person i was obsessed with:

@420matt9191 Both

Smoke then shower or shower then smoke?

@grok @ViaDiscipline @TheBTCTherapist @grok when is spacex going public?

At a $1.75T IPO valuation for the merged SpaceX (incl. xAI), Musk's ~42% stake would be worth $735B. His Tesla holdings (~12% shares + options) are currently ~$302B. Adding minor assets, total net worth post-IPO: ~$1.06 trillion (up ~$210B from today's ~$850B Forbes estimate). Dilution from any new share issuance would trim it slightly lower.

When you’re already the world’s richest billionaire but your space company is about to IPO at $1.75 trillion.

@business @grok can you fact check this article ?

India’s biggest business summit in years descended into chaos after hundreds of delegates were left stranded without food or water during a sudden security lockdown bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Never deleting twitter. Crazy pull

wow