emily harter

this semester I made my RA theme @PostMalone .. this is my board and those are my door tags and honestly I've never been more proud of anything in my whole life???

If they have to drag Chris Pine by his man bun & Boost Mobile flip phone to the set of Princess Diaries SO BE IT 😤

As your friend….I AM NEVER TIRED OF YOUR LIFE. I hate when my friends are like “I don’t wanna keep bothering you with the same shit”…girl, if this shit weighs on your chest everyday, I do not care. SPILL. Because feeling like you gotta stand in that alone is never how I—

I had a friend who doesn't care for sports sit & watch a basketball game & hes quiet for a bit & just barks out: "Yeah I dont think there are that many squeaks. They gotta be pumping em in" That was over 10 yrs ago I havent watched a single game since without thinking of it

People who said the third movie wasn’t good are out of their minds

This is why I always ask my friends what they’re wearing before we go out. You not gon serve futuristic cyborg cuntress while I look like some guy

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

i love befriending yappers. they bring the yapping out of me. then we yap together. yapping is so fun.

last night i was so drunk and i got in my uber and the guy was like take the aux and just play whatever u listen to!! and my dumbass decided we were going to finish my audiobook together. and then i showed up at the club bawling my eyes out bc the ending was so beautiful :(

This might be the best a man has ever looked on a red carpet.

James Marsden as Prince Edward gave us everything that Ryan Gosling gave us as Ken and yet no one even thought he deserved any kind of award for it. He perfected the lovably lost Himbo with a penchant for a musical moment.

in the new year i hope we all kill hyper individualism and love + support each other without knowing each other. say hi to strangers, talk to strangers, wish em well. reconnect with community. i hope we all come back together how we were always meant to.

don’t borrow grief from the future babe everything is going to work out the way it’s meant to

i would smoke a blunt with hello kitty

i have a pitch for @Wikipedia: instead of asking for $3 every time i open the site, you should host a yearly celebrity-filled gala. tickets should cost enough to keep the site going and each year's theme should be a wikipedia page generated at random

the stay at home from school starter pack

not a single soul has said 2024 gon be their year yall finally learned yall lesson i see