Tim Hartman

@StuffWorthSee You just broke 1000 woodworking taboos. Good heavens.

Amazing

@elonmusk I’d say ‘poor guy’, but you’re not.

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

Click on the tiles that contain a traffic light.

One of the news readers on CNN reporting on the protests sounds just like Ron Burgundy.

@SkyNewsAust Just make it spin faster

Three years after the closure of the Melbourne Star observation wheel, a new attraction is set to open in the city giving residents and visitors the chance to soar to new heights. skynews.com.au/lifestyle/new-…

Size 12, preferably Nike or Doc Marten. Question. So what would a global governing body look like? Not expanding on this. Just answer in one coherent sentence.

Hi, I'm walking in Walk4BrainCancer today to raise funds to help find a cure for brain cancer and save lives. Will you please support me? Every dollar raised will help fund life-saving brain cancer research. Click here to sponsor my walk: w4bc.cc/t/timhartm Thank you! Tim

Great game #nblblitz go Melbourne United. Great to see Triplett get court time.

@apple got two for capacity, only want one for convenience. It’s bulky already, why not give me a full charge in one?

Whoever invented left and right socks should be bludgeoned in their sleep.

@shawski5000 @LukeMillion Sheesh classics in that setup

@LukeMillion @hartmant 🤩

Today I’m paying tribute to one of Australia’s greatest cricketers with a synth rendition of the Channel 9 cricket theme. Rip Warnie ❤️ #CricketAustralia #ShaneWarne #tribute #synth #remix

Check out my latest article: On fraud and lookalike domains. linkedin.com/pulse/fraud-lo… via @LinkedIn

Love how ChatGPT gives you clean step by step instruction on how to remove stuff from Linux, down to the config files. Neat!

@ProfBrianCox Keep thinking through this, Brian. Energy, big bang, hydrogen, complex elements, gravity, galaxy, planets, rna, dna, consciousness… I sort of get that part. A bit more to unpack here for us please. I’m just a computer nerd who reads a lot. What’s the next chapter?

Unfathomably huge is a perfect description of the Universe. Just to add a thought - it takes light thousands of years to cross each of these individual galaxies, never mind the distances between them. I can’t even picture the scale of a single galaxy.

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@simoneady I also had the Jaz drive from iOmega. Which was obsolete within 6 months when CDROMs took over

How many of you had one of these? #oldskool

Well there’s that answered

@twix @richardosman I’ve said for a long time that Twix should be packaged similarly to Tim Tams. A biscuit. One large single or dual row of delicious caramel and chocolate covered wafers that go well with coffee and cereal. A truly universal treat. I wouldn’t split hairs over nomenclature though.

@richardosman Richard. This is an important issue. And important issues require a considered response. We will be conferring with our Head of Twix in the morning and will be making a statement in due course. Thank you for your patience.

Look, I take absolutely no pleasure in saying this, but I have been quiet for long enough. A Twix is not a chocolate bar, it is a chocolate biscuit.

Who said IT skillz weren’t transferable? Bring on the serious backyard basketball players.

@phil_dimitriu Ha, you wait, Philly

@hartmant Oh you crazy guy 😂

Backyard basketball just got serious