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Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”

Her voice has been as significant as her talents. Her honesty as beautiful as the perfection that has long been her signature. @taylorswift13 gets us ready to watch @simone_biles on the beam. Tonight. 8 p.m. ET. NBC and NBCOlympics.com. twitter.com/NBCOlympics/st…

Krispy Kreme will give you a free doughnut every day for the rest of the year if you've been vaccinated

@VailResorts My wife submitted an "Epic Promise" claim from being pregnant back in Nov before any resorts had opened. She still has not gotten a word back from anyone and keeps trying to escalate. This is our last effort until we escalate to @COAttnyGeneral. Please help!

Tired of the electoral map? Here is a map of the legality of owning a Kangaroo by state.

@netflix please don’t cancel #Away. It was really good and I need to know what happens. #AwayNetflix

as someone born between christmas and new years I can’t pretend I take no pleasure in seeing the summer birthdays brought to their knees

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Sound the alarm 🚨 for DOUBLE the #SharkTank, tonight and Friday! 🦈 twitter.com/ABCSharkTank/s…

@LEGOMastersFOX @arnettwill - next season you should have a lego duplo challenge!!

Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?”

Getting to know our delivery guys. #TigerKing

@Kim9news - just wanted to tell you that your hair looks great tonight!

Heard you on the radio. Wife is from Norfolk. Enjoy the buzzers!

@SamuelJComroe is the best act on @AGT! I hope he wins. I laugh so hard at his acts!

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We must save @NBCTimeless so we can save Rufus! Please @nbc, renew Timeless!!!

So mad @FOXTV for cancelling last man on earth and the mick. Two great shows. I neeeeed to know what happened at the end of last man...

So excited @NBCTimeless is back! Best show ever! Please don’t scare me with a possible cancellation again. S2E1 was amazing!

Hillary Clinton and America Ferrera, on the aftermath of Clinton’s loss and their paths forward nyti.ms/2fpWsWb