Syed Haroon

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

@VinayDokania Bhai jab content takedown notice aa jaye toh bata dena, mai track kar raha hu saare. Not kidding, part of my job.

Finally Gobhi ji cracked the puzzle of "Tamil Nadu kaise jaane ka bhai".. 😂

@crocodilecrisis Tears of a Crocodile

all animal accounts are verified except me💔💔💔

@HorseHater69 One day, you will realise that the horse secretly loved you.

I genuinely need to be loved by someone soon or i will go insane

@mentalaurat Mujhe toh most profitable and fun side pe rehna pasand hai bas, mazay aate hain 😭

@mentalaurat Ba khuda maine kuch nahi kiya.

@LibertyJen @cowincrisis looking dapper girl

Yes, you need to see a highland cow with a Bob Ross cut today.

@WholesomeMeme @cowincrisis any reason for rejection the good man’s flowers?

@UniofOxford Y’all rejected my application today, but Eid is bigger than that. Eid Mubarak 😭

Eid Mubarak 🌙 Wishing everyone celebrating a wonderful Eid. #EidMubarak

If he dead, please announce on Eid. I promise we all will celebrate together this time 🥰

Shias pe tear gas shelling karke kya milega? 😭Kuch nahi pata inko😭😭

Is there a

@raajma_chaawal Yeah, people tend to do that for me.

@haruined this jobless mfkrr comes to your rescue whenever you ask 😑

Twitter is my Instagram now!

@raajma_chaawal huh…jobless mfers giving reality check?

@haruined giving you a reality check

@raajma_chaawal who tf asked?

@haruined no one cares

@raajma_chaawal @bklynb4by Don’t

@bklynb4by @haruined 30?

should i do a masters at 24

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die

@raajma_chaawal What is this zesty reply

@haruined you never had a chatpata intern like me

@haruined just sent this and i concur.