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WILL IS IN THE SHOWER LISTENING TO HIS ALARM MATE TURN IT OFF THERES NO TIME FOR PUNCTUATION JUST STOP

ima tell my kids dis was shakespeare

That’s 0.09% of your net worth. Just pay your taxes.

I still get emotional listening to @ChelseaFC legend captain John Terry. 💙 #CFC

Amidst all the controversy about how Boris Johnson makes his tea, it’s the perfect time to recall James Acaster’s genius Brexit analogy

The quickest way to end a friendship. Savage. 💀 twitter.com/TekkersMedia/s…

WHAT THE FUCK

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Today. This. ❤️

If you got £1 every 10 seconds, you’d be a millionaire within 4 months. If you got £1 every 10 seconds, you’d have to wait 310 years before you hit your first billion.

Dave on a drill beat 🥶

This had 2 be the biggest joke of all last night. 4 minutes of injury time when the 2 red cards & penalty decision took 4 minutes on its own 2 sort out.That’s without the subs that came on, the time wasting & the amount of times players were injured. #CFC twitter.com/brfootball/sta…

2020

continental

If your not voting for Jeremy Corbyn then idk wag1 for you

Don’t stop retweeting! This man is set to be MURDERED in 19 DAYS, for a crime he DID NOT commit.