showgirl simon

What if we kissed at the Sam Walton Memorial Gazebo

For all our faults, we’re still the greatest country to ever exist 🇺🇸🦅 #ArtemisII

My feed consists of only war and Mr Noem’s tits and nothing else

@GoldyBer @sXe_Joe

don’t ask Gen Z to break a $20. They don’t know what it means.

💪 @strongapp

@NWSPittsburgh I’m dry, fluffy, and blow easily too. She ain’t special.

We're already getting questions about Friday's snow! Here's the details: What: Quick-hitting "clipper" system (1–4 inches areawide) Timing: Heaviest late Friday morning; tapering off Sat AM. Type: Dry & fluffy (blows easily!) High Elevations: Expect the most accumulation.

“An’ it’s overraided!”

Non-local: “Pre-Monty brothers” Debbie from Etna: “per manny’s”

Please stop making movies that are 3 hours long. I was raised on Vine, they need to be 7 seconds or less

salt air and the rust on your car

@MartyGriffinKD What are you going to whine about when it melts?

Pittsburgh streets nearly five days after the snowstorm! This can’t be as good as it gets? Don’t we deserve better?

I accidentally swallowed a zyn

what are the odds of two fender benders in one day? (not my fault btw)

Libbed out democrat maxing at the polls

The George Michael estate: “we are honored that ms swift is using his song” Taylor: my dick is huge

please @Apple bring back the minimalism 😭

someone told me I look like I’ve been lifting weights and I’m going to be riding that high for a little while

“Nobody likes you when you’re 32” would be a great birthday joke if I was dyslexic

Just gave the ATM camera a full performance of both parts of Exile