i hate it here

some of y’all never had a runescape boyfriend and it really shows

Thanks @podsaveamerica for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 4,862 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/5JGorGvdw…

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today

“go piss girl” changed everything for me re: going piss

The universe really do be playing jokes. Me: *meets the person of my god damn dreams* Universe: lol they live on the other side of the globe tho so good luck bestie ✌🏻

ya i’m into kinky stuff during sex like making eye contact and mouth kissing and saying “i love you”

Not me eating a bag of cheese with my fingers knowing I’ll wonder why my asshole hurts at my 8am shift

$4,000 dollars to train my dog in class. No amount of money could stop the habit of Republicans stealing my rights.

I have no peace. There's no rest, no security, no calm, no rights. I am disgusted, disrespected, enraged, furious, hopeless, listless but holding on. This nation loves to see me repressed and less than. This nation has awarded me second-class citizenship.

I messaged someone for 10 minutes on tinder and they unmatched me. Humbling, for sure lol

My @tacobell is “sold out” of Mexican pizzas????? @jonlovett somehow I blame you

I’d be dead without you. Love you, baby man.

The leak is the opposite of important l. You know what the issue is here.

.......... bye ✌🏻️ LOL

I know I don't post anymore really, but I think the internet could benefit from these images

accidentally just texted the name, chapter, and page of a BL manhua I'm reading so..... RIP

crying into my wine about pot roast

Flashy!!

@dollbunyan I’ve recently discovered Too Hot To Handle and I cannot get enough. It’s like another world. Throwing away thousands of dollars for a kiss or more? Thrilling. These people are truly another species, I’m convinced.

I need some garbage to watch

Calling out ALL BABY MAMAS OF PUPS: HOW DO YOU FIND INTIMACY BC MY PUP SEES SEX AS ASSAULT PLS IM BEGGING YOU

@kandiedkiwi It’s ridiculous!! We get NO PEACE

@hashtag_she BARRY DOES THAT TOO LOL

Fun thing about having a puppy, they won’t let you make out. All they think is “why hurting each other stop now please here are my paws I’ll help yes good attention back on me”