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Rodney Hatfield Jr.

Rodney Hatfield Jr.

@hatfield23686

Freelance writer Author Instigator Bum Liar Couch Einstein Aspie Humorist Minarchist Panic/Anxiety Disorder Hypochondriac ADHD OCD Sensory sensitivity Haphephob

West Virginia Katılım Temmuz 2024
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Rodney Hatfield Jr.
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Every 10 years, the Pen and Quill Society, a group dedicated to the art of storytelling, hosts "The Contest." 10 contestants are invited to a competition where they must read their original horror stories aloud to the group for a million dollars and life. amazon.com/Bloodstain-Qui…
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@funcartun Nah we were just not dumb enough to do the thing we saw They were stopped showing because they made weapons familiar. Easier to make a person comply when the sight of a gun gives them a panic attack. Popeye is bad because he didn't run to an authority figure for help.
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Cartoon Fun Times
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Cartoons from this era were not made for children 😛🎬
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Work hard so you can retire early and enjoy your golden years of doctor visits and regret.
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My therapist says I have trust issues, I told her I trust the reaper more than most people I know.
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What if the most important moments in life are the ones no one ever notices? In a quiet town called Present, Pastor Cris Noel wakes up each morning with the same simple thought: another day alive. amazon.com/dp/B0GX7N1GQJ
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A big collection of clean, wholesome jokes, stories, antics, & life lessons straight from the heart of Appalachia. This book brings together funny tales, wisecracks, and hard‑earned wisdom gathered from front porches, family gatherings, and country living. amazon.com/dp/B0H218VJF3
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I may not be famous. Or even that attractive. Same thing with being successful. But I can promise you someone’s therapist knows about me.
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Rodney Hatfield Jr.@hatfield23686·
Freelance writing means you are always one invoice away from feeling like a professional adult and one rejection away from wondering why you got out of bed.
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I am not normal, because normal is boring. I come with sarcasm. Dark humor in places most people pretend do not exist. And questionable life choices with a personality that really needs a warning label, and fine print.
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Received word that my particular brand of directness might be costing me friends. On the bright side I have already cleared my schedule for the imaginary funeral and there is plenty of room on the bus if anyone else wants a ticket.
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The Bloodstain Quill: Hatfield Jr., Rodney: 9798309038879: Amazon.com: Books In ebook and paperback.
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They call me deranged, a fractured fool, But madness is my kingdom, my only rule. Every twitching line, each shattered rhyme, The writhing chaos of a lunatic’s mind. Bleeding raw horror onto every page. My pen carves scars, my paper weeps, In the cradle of chaos, sanity sleeps.
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Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person will tell you I am a kind and thoughtful soul. Another will tell you I am the devil himself and need therapy. Believe them both. I don’t treat people badly, I treat them accordingly.
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Rodney Hatfield Jr.@hatfield23686·
I am what you would call me a urinary writer. I want my stories to make you lose control of your bladder. Whether it’s from sheer terror or uncontrollable laughter. If you make it to the end dry, I haven’t done my job.
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As a freelance writer I sell words by the pound, but the best ones I keep for myself in notebooks that smell like West Virginia rain and forgotten tea.
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f you ever need me, I will be there. There is a 99.9% chance I’ll be running late. I may be a little drunk. I may have a groundhog with me, and he might be a wee bit tipsy too. But I will still show up. Me and the groundhog. We’ve got you.
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