Tea | RORY MASTERS CHAMPION!!!

Points Harris English won playing: 0 Points Harris English won not playing: 0.5

@evorio28511 100% this

@hatless_rory The ‘rivalry’ came about from Pinehurst in my opinion. Unfortunately I think 1 player thinks it’s a genuine rivalry and the other player doesn’t give much of a shit, I’ll let you guys work out who is who

It’s extremely funny that Bryson has pushed the narrative of having a rivalry with Rory, failing to account for the fact that he isn’t at that level. Rory just wipes the floor with him every time. Reject modernity, embrace the tradition of the true rivalry: Rory v Scottie

Bro where did all of you come from 😭 No one ever used to see my thoughts and now everyone’s in my house 💀

@deacsbills Sure that’s when the “rivalry” started and became mainstream, but in the time since, it’s been pretty lopsided

@hatless_rory If I had to guess it’s when Rory had the lead at Pinehurst with 4 holes to go and bogeyed three of them

@then_right59532 Bryson won pinehurst, but hasn’t done anything of note since. The “rivalry” talk didn’t start until after that USO, so that’s my benchmark

@hatless_rory Every time huh. Are you forgetting like most times they’ve played in same tournament or?

rory in the lead, bryson struggling. all is right again at augusta national

They said "it's more wide open this year!"

To save you a click: Tiger doesn’t sleep, so he texts Rory at 4am when he hits the gym asking what he’s up to

🙏🙏🙏

Proud to have never fallen for the Cam Young propaganda

@HoodieUce FREE AGENT RORY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

@hatless_rory Do I really need to say it again?

1 like and I’ll personally snap Rory’s driver before the second round tomorrow

First time watching the masters where I’m not losing my mind over a Rory slam, I gotta say this tournament is a lot of fun

Poppy is so cute 🥹🫶 Forever an Augusta legend

Say no more

I’ve seen enough, Rory McIlroy is your 2026 masters champion

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I watch The Masters on company time #themasters

@hovihead Oomf famous please remember me when you get big 🫶

the amount of followers ive gained due to the hard launch today is barbaric

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