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why jonbenet’s parents are my main suspects in the case of her murder: a thread

How it feels to not be obsessed with an emotionally immature, low effort man, not waiting for a text back, not having my day ruined by 7pm

I bet you if Trump met Luigi Mangione in person he would pardon him

Trump is asking the Supreme Court for the legal power to starve American families. Let that sink in.

very gay

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

Sent a document to my boyfriend’s work email so he could print it for me and got colleague-zoned

“That totally was a Nazi salute that Elon did by the way. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.”

Paying an Etsy witch for a spell to enhance the molecular strength of the ketamine in Elon Musk’s bloodstream right now

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was betrayed by a member of his inner circle?

This South Park episode is gonna be so good

What do you mean you don’t love each other anymore