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Your Dear Spooky Em

@hauntedemachine

Old crow. She/her. Amateur baker. Mental health advocate. Occult enthusiast. Cat guardian. Robot apologist. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

California, USA Katılım Haziran 2019
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Your Dear Spooky Em
Your Dear Spooky Em@hauntedemachine·
I'm the Marie Kondo of relationship advice. "Do they spark joy?" "No. Then throw them away."
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Your Dear Spooky Em@hauntedemachine·
This reads like a tumblr post but nah it's just Mikey Way showing up to Fall Out Boy show to play the bass unannounced 😂
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@ask_aubry She needs to leave him but I'm afraid she'll stay because of her being afraid to start dating over at 25. She deserves better, and as someone who started dating their now fiance at 25, there's better out there.
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Your Dear Spooky Em@hauntedemachine·
@squishmaallow You know that's anxiety talking. Your friends including me are here for you because we care about you and love you 💜🖤💚
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Maddi@squishmaallow·
Daily I'm surprised my friends put up with me. I cant really be the worst.
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@ask_aubry I'm pretty sure he's thinking of birds with this bright colors to display mating potential but even then he's incorrect
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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝
AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry·
Wearing black makes one no longer attractive to strange men on the internet? Well, my color choice has been made then.
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@ask_aubry She's "taking it the wrong way", how else are you supposed to take it?? She needs to divorce this dude asap
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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry·
Men are 6x more likely to abandon their chronically ill partner.
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Vision Video@visionvideoband·
Life is inarguably so short. Go see the Cure. Start a band. Start dressing in a way that the teenage version of yourself would be proud of. Wear wild makeup. Drink a beer with a friend at 2am. Talk about things that matter. Share your love recklessly. Someday you'll be dust.
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Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama·
in hindsight the plot of The Great Gatsby makes infinitely more sense when you remember that the author and all of the characters have been driven to the brink of stark-raving, shoelace-eating madness by three years of a global flu pandemic
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This woman really feels this. She honestly does. These are the type of people I personally want to drop kick. Let me make that clear uberchrist lady, I am not inciting violence against you. Just everyone like you.
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Your Dear Spooky Em@hauntedemachine·
I'm ready to go home and cry in the shower
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@LexoLuthoro Same, I'm not one to need to use body doubling to get chores done but I understand why it's good for some. I find having someone there while I do chores very distracting, my trauma brain wants me to focus on their needs not my own. C-ptsd is a bitch
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