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@hauntedskin

I type puns and fun with my tiny hands. Artist. 👻 Finally got Schezwan sauce 3/23/18

Inside a blanket Katılım Kasım 2014
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“God, don’t take her, but never make another one like her.” My coworker, praying about my existence.
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You are either raging with the machine, or you are raging against the machine.
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After I make a horrible joke Co-worker: “God, please pray for her.” Me: “Wait… Who does God pray to?” Co-worker: “I don’t know… but He needs help with you.”
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Why did I think I’d be okay rewatching The Walking Dead? I can hardly stand the emotional pain of leaving my cats in the morning.
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I’m tired of things costing money… I literally have SO MUCH to barter.
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Is a magical house gnome taking all my beanies? The answer may surprise you….
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Hello darkness, my old friend… That’s it, really. I’m just welcoming you back.
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I have clothes. I have SO MANY clothes. But I wore my soft green shirt yesterday to work and got it dirty. It’s the only shirt I recognize as a “clo” this week. Therefore, I have no clothes.
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Are there a bunch of spiders in your broccoli? The answer may surprise you….
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You have to understand, as an avid trinket collector, I am so happy we are now putting things like mini rubber ducks in cocktails that we can keep. “Drink-it’s” if you will.
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*checks horoscope* “it says the second moon is in reverse happy hour”
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Not to be dramatic, but the second Moon can leave town now
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Happy Fall! It’s official because it’s 79 degrees and I saw a dude in a Patagonia vest.
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I just love seeing Snoop Dogg single-handedly living for all of us.
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I swear, if they even ATTEMPTED to remake “Back To The Future” with Harry Styles and a Cyber Truck I will know I am truly in the darkest of timelines.
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Happy international cat day 😸
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My tweets are a national treasure that are lost on everyone like the Library at Alexandria.
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I actually accidentally changed “I” to “ai” autocorrect in my phone and now everything things I’m an android
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