evil maggie hausguests

won slug last night / looked good as fuck doin it / thank you nago / thank you yojimbo / take me to the river / drop me in the water

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

Once I was peeing off my back porch and a hummingbird flew right up to my penis and took a sip from my stream. Now I live in the city. I can’t do stuff like that anymore. And even if I did, no hummingbird would show up.

Ironclad #SlaytheSpire2 #SlaytheSpire #fanart

ABA

Me: hey what are we doing tonight That one friend whose whole personality is being constantly sick perennially reduced to a meek figure with no health no future poor boy flimsy bones 1 hp and incurably weakest constitution: I’m feeling like playing rugby

Yup

the greatest gif of all time

GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- ギルティギアストライヴ A.B.A ご機嫌

if you read too much moby dick in one sitting you generally get oneshot by the book and start talking like ishmael

therapist: let’s try a simple roleplaying exercise to help externalize your feelings. just be yourself and i’ll be a beautiful busty elf ranger. me: what? therapist: you humans disgust me. you can’t even clean your room. i’ll kill you. you’re going to die today

SEXTA DOS CRIAS DISTORCENDO CRANK DA CANTORA SLAYYYTER 😨🔥

If we were to judge a game's quality entirely by the amount of Fun Per Minute playing it gives you, then Slay the Spire is the greatest game of all time by a significant margin

@MadisonCapella aja!!!!

rearranged my top 38 albums of all time

most beautiful incredible woman to ever exist and some guy thats there too #GGST #ABA #abacelsus

os caras realmente não tão pra brincadeira pq O QUE é essa melodia angelical agraciando meus ouvidos agora 😭😭😭

2.0名残雪、防御係数良くなった関係で結構タフです 以前に少し硬くなったと書きましたが、試合を重ねると実感します 起き攻めループ×nしてもまだ行けるみたいな感じで、お相手さん大変ねぇと他人事のように思いました バーストを使わせて次ラウンドと踏んでたのですが、残雪の火力を見誤ったのか……

*chucking heartily then becoming deathly serious* The Dragon’s rage is naught to be trifled with.