fart mcguire

What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical lab partner into the mix

Hi I’ll have nine double rum and cokes please :)

Sideshots

If figuring out the move was gay I’d have a mouth full of cum

Paul Fart: Mall Poop

Why would you listen to a song that isn’t by Nav. What’s the point

I hate my girl fr

I’m drunk hamburger style

Me when I’m a fat black guy chowing gash in the bodega

I bet the reason Rosa parks didn’t stand up on the bus is because her WAP left a stain on the seat

I’m addicted to opiates

Chaturbate down for anyone else? And yes I tried jerkmate but I’m banned

I’m not the step father I’m the father that stepped up

Pockets big fat, sloppy like Samoans

My computer: Do you want to save this image as du8271XjN$1749jcj18$hBdjdn.jpeg ? Me: yea

Going to the homeless shelter but instead of donating blankets and food i just bring markers and cardboard scraps

Latinos are addicted to PDA with their fat girlfriends

My fuckin Epson EcoTank ET-3850 just ran out of toner

Boobs are so good what the hell is in those things

What’s it called where you drink 13 Miller lights and drive home. It’s so much fun