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Had to start me a new one! If you're still interested that is... Ask about celebs I love, captions, that sort of stuff! ngl.link/hayekdisciple2

Chloë's strategy is to make sure you get more numbers. #gay4celebs

@cooldude20264 That's very kind and very generous of you to say 😊

it’s so fun, @hayekdisciple is the best in the game at caps

@secretbottombi And a whole (or is it hole 🤔) lot of fun

@hayekdisciple Direct communication between buds opens up so many possibilities...

For those who just know what they want. #gay4celebs

He does and you kinda like it. #gay4celebs

Anne Hathaway offering to be the perfect hook-up agent. #gay4celebs

Happy to be of service! Salma and Anya though don't really need my help, they do most of the work 😉

For me, someone who listens and not only to likes but also dislikes. Whether it is certain celebs, language, tone etc. Someone not wanting to a one-way thing. Also if you can have a conversation outside of all of that, even better.

Welcome to the club! All got cock on the brains around here.

It was clearly a very gripping story. #gay4celebs

@EBagel12 My most preferred style 😉

I assume fantasy with a buddy... This may not sound that exciting for some, but I'd love to lay side by side with a bud. Tease, stroke and edge each other for hours with our favs on display. Really take time over the things one another likes.

I hope you all throb, pulse, leak, cum, moan, groan, grunt and have a great time with my stuff!

Miley Cyrus was not passing up this blatant invitation #gay4celebs

Yeah, well, you shouldn't have set me up so well! #gay4celebs

Come on, no need to laugh Sabrina. It's fooled a few... I think. #gay4celebs

Some frustrating near misses, like things arranged but falling through.

Sounds like a busy and potentially complicated day! You might wake up next to the wrong person, but still likely a win either way.

@Blanca_0042 💯 and they'd only be disappointed if they weren't tested in such a way.

@hayekdisciple Not fair is always more fun 😈

You heard Jenna Ortega. If your bud really can't handle seeing her, you have to oblige. #gay4celebs

Well... the draw is irresistible clearly.