🌹La vie en (Mary)Rose🌹

I was going through some old photos and I think I found my new fav lmao

@MetaReflexive There's the show 24 where each season is one day and every episode is one hour

they should make a tv show where the length of every episode actually corresponds slower than real time. the episodes are 45 minutes long but diagetically only 15 minutes pass in each one.

@EmpathPeepaw That's insane....

@EmpathPeepaw NOOOO I hope ur doing ok :(((

Rly getting sick of feeling fine and then being rocked to my core by sadness lol

Rly rude of my emotions to go on a roller coaster without telling me first

Desperately in need of a rage room so I can beat shit up or I'm gonna self sabotage lol

🤏 this close to crashing out I stg, I need a rage room or smth

Me core is watching endless videos about cleaning and tidying and then not doing any cleaning or tidying lmfao, having fun watching Marie kondo tho 🫣

The amount of ppl who have dm'd me about my makeup from yesterday is giving me such a good ego boost lmfaoo, maybe that becomes my new daily makeup 😭

@cinnotomon I ran into a fence face first as a kid and now I have a permanent scar on my face lol, another face scar I have is from tripping on a carpet and hitting my mouth on the edge of a bed pfft (also as a child)

Guys pls tell me the stupidest way you’ve gotten injured/gotten a scar I need it for writing purposes. Like for example I scratched my hand with a broken phone case and it scarred. Stuff like this please

I either need a vacay or like...to be put in a coma for a week lol

@halfnglhalf LMAO 🫣

@hazelvoice The way this just came onto my feed LMAO

What's the most reckless thing I can do with the least amount of consequences? Asking for a friend

Might go crazy and start using this as a public diary again, who knows 🤪

@joebenson Feel like fandango always upcharges lol, this is the most expensive at the theatre I frequent + I pay for a movie club that gets me a free ticket every month and waived fees lol

Hey kids, let’s go see Despicable Me 4 at the… Wait, what?! $152.69 No 🥤or 🍿. This can’t be sustainable.

I've been away from Twitter for so long but my life is currently falling back into shambles so 😗✌️

Having a little beer as a treat :-))

If only I had more than 2 braincells I'd semi have my life together :-))