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Henry Block

@hblock99

Lost at sea | Features @theonion, contributor @reductress

Katılım Ekim 2018
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If I’m elected president I will make it so that we ALL retain memories from infancy!!
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Meryl Streep will star as 'Enid' in a limited series adaptation of Jonathan Franzen's THE CORRECTIONS. From director and executive producer Cord Jefferson.
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My wife, she’s what they call a bisexual. Every time I come home and see who’s in bed with her it’s like a gender reveal party. It’s a boy! It’s a girl! It’s twins. I tell ya…I get no respect. I may as well be a bisexual too seeing as I said bye to getting sexual a long time ago
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Sorry I can’t, I’m watching my figure. Watching it get bigger!!!!! Pass the pizza! 🤩😋👍
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A babe in arms….. uhhhh I’d rather see a babe in a bikini!
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When people bring their phone with them into the bathroom. Are you looking at the WikiHow for how to pee
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Hanging out with friends and talking is like real life instagram reels. and every story that someone tells is a different instagram reel
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When I get hungry dinner is lowkey a hack
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Orthorexic Jews
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If my hubby asks me for an open marriage, he’s getting a closed casket!
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Nervous to bring my Na’vi girlfriend home to my parents but I’ll know they’ll be accepting.
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Marriage tip from my inspiring grandparents who have been together for 75 years! Just say this one simple phrase every day: “If you leave me, I will kill myself” 💕
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The Onion@TheOnion·
Rubio Orders State Department Braille Signage Switch To ‘Times New Roman’
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Treating myself to french fries at lunch like I'm a dog about to be put down
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