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Straighten your spine. Unclench your jaw. Take a deep breath. Congrats—that’s one way to do self-care.

Jason needs to catch hands

@UberFacts I am this. This is me.

Pochemuchka (Russian): A child who asks too many questions

@fibulaa My mom and I and @hannahscholl_ once got so lost at Vaughn mills parking lot, we walked for what felt like hours, called security, had to comfort my mom and finally found it on the OTHER SIDE of the damn mall — take pictures of where you park people. 😭😂

This is really vulnerable of me to post but I’ve been lost in a parking garage for 4 hours

@iambeanking You’ve got it all wrong, it’s clearly a lozenge holder

A teenage TikTok-er pointed out that there were no ASL interpreters at the debate last night, which means ~600,000 deaf Americans were not afforded the chance to participate in their democracy. I can't stop thinking about it. How can that STILL be an oversight in 2020?

mfs on twitter laugh at anything watch this A,B,💿,E,F,G

I’ve been waiting my whole life for seated festivals

you ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur like "that's you"

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive make some noise!!!!!!

I hate having huge titties it’s never “how was your day” it’s always “can I see your huge titties”

I miss my mom, I miss my dad I miss the road, I miss my band Giving hugs and shaking hands It’s a mystery I suppose Just how long this thing goes But there’ll be crowds and there’ll be shows And there will be light after dark Some day when we aren’t six feet apart

tik tok truly paralyzes me like i’ll watch it for 45 minutes in whatever position i was in when i opened it. the stillness of a lizard in danger

@sammyinlala @haleyhall_17

I will not order more sweatpants I will not order more sweatpants I will not order more sweatpants I will not order more sweatpants I will not ord