Heather Davis

Dear everyone I’ve ever met,

Hey, @duolingo — Long time fan. Just back from vacaciones en México. Could you add towel(s) to your early-on travel lessons, por favor? ¡Muchas gracias!

Just put the duvet cover over my head to stop the flow of Loud Thoughts. Not an effective solution.

They recommended that we play music in the attic to drive away the rodents. I’m thinking the P.I.M.P. cover from Anatomy of a Fall will be the most effective.

I know I’m late to the AI art game but this thing is adding extra people and making crazy eyes. This is entertaining.

Physical therapy and writing don’t mix. Maybe because I write on my bed and fold up like a pretzel? #amwriting #amsore

Ok, @ISawPod Self-Care or Serial Killer: An adult eating cereal out of the box, no spoon.

@whitetrash_noir Yowzers

The #adhd compulsion to do either all the things or absolutely nothing.

But @mulaney is doing vital work humanizing robots for near future us.

If I had a child and it took me to the Olive Garden for Mother’s Day

Not as funny as our #Flashdance episode but we manage to make some jokes about the angst.

It’s our best so far.

Hanging out with my 4yo nephew for my birthday, and he asked me to tell him the story of Goldilocks. I worked in the phrase “white privilege” so quickly.

So Road House is just porn for homophobes?

Long week? Laugh along with us Thursday when we revisit Blazing Saddles.

My birthday is in April. All of my corporate happy birthday emails arrived today. Somebody’s CRM taught them a lesson.

I’ve already listened to cowboy carter twice. I think I listened to renaissance at least 100 times. If you need me, you know how I’ll be.

Our Irish accents are charming. Charming, I say!

Broken Body Life Fact #9: I can’t even taco about the financial costs.