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Deaths, Taxes, Houston/Texas AM banger in the round of 32

@TomPelissero @RapSheet Good hire. As a Cowboys fan, hate to see him go

The 49ers have hired Matt Eberflus as their assistant head coach of defense, per sources. Eberflus — the former Bears head coach and most recently Cowboys defensive coordinator — fills a key role vacated when Gus Bradley left for Tennessee.

@adamlevitan You write? Where can I find your articles

I found DFS in roughly 2014, and it forever changed my life. If it didn’t exist I’d almost certainly be working a “real” job right now. Incredibly appreciative of everyone in the community, thanks for following along all these years.

Me watching my wife box up the Texas Roadhouse leftovers to make sure every single roll and all the cinnamon butter made it into the bag.

NBA All-Star Saturday is absolutely atrocious now. The NBA All-Star Game has been on for an hour and I only stumbled across it accidentally. The only thing that can save this league is the KD burner.

This NBA draft class is loaded, so I understand why he’s going to go lower, but Kingston Flemings is the real deal. He’d be a No. 1 pick in a lot of years. His acceleration with the ball is insane.

You’ll find very few meltdowns as bad as this Stroud game when the one thing you cannot do is turn the ball over. Kid got too cocky after his rookie season

Justin Tugger doesn’t miss that game winning field goal

@Theone324 @Marcus_Mosher Marcus, respectfully, if you think the Cowboys—even if they wanted to lose—could out-tank the Giants this weekend, then I’m not sure what you’re smoking, brudda. The Raiders were a tanking masterclass. The Giants won’t be out tanked 2 weeks in a row

@Marcus_Mosher Sure is… as a giants fan

The difference in draft pick value between pick No. 12 and No. 18 is roughly pick No. 50. Is a Week 18 win worth throwing away a second-round pick of value?

Tough day for the Diggs brothers

Is there something about putting on a Steelers uniform as a wide receiver that eventually makes you become a psycho?

9 years ago players started opting out of bowl games and it just got worse every year. Now entire teams are opting out of bowl games and it’s going to be downhill from here. It’s beyond time to dismantle and rebuild the entire CFB postseason

@KeiHenderson1 @UHCougarFB Congratulations big dog. You said what you were going to do and you stood by it. Way to stay loyal to the soil.

@UHCougarFB Finally🫶🏾🐾

Welcome home, @KeiHenderson1! #Baller2Comin6

Relax. Nothing to see here. He’s still only 19 years old

The Rockets need to send JaeSean Tate and a second round pick for Jamal Shead. They won’t contend for anything without a true PG. Bring him home

@DFS_Almanac @dan_back Does it taste like chicken

Remembering this take from 4 months ago today No, I did not listen, but nice call @dan_back

Me, scouring the waiver wire this morning for someone to pick up so I can drop Matthew Golden

“Who the fuck is bad bunny? Somebody bring me my goddam oatmeal”